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Originally Posted by carogers86
Has anyone here had this experience? If so, how far away and how did/is the relationship?
Any advice or things to watch out for?
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Hum....say this costs you $500 in phone bills?
How about you give me $400 i take you out back kick you square in the nuts and call it even!
Take it from me DON'T FRACKING DO THIS STUPID SHIT!
What are you some fracked up Asian guys who watches Anime and bakes brownies and giggles! And don't even tell me you rock skinny jeans because then that kick in the junk will cost you $450!
Don't do it! I don't care if you are some skinny jean wearing cupcake baking nutter!
Pussy grows on trees! They are all the same! What make them better from one another is how kinky they are and if they are bi or not. And even that's not that rare anymore!
Dating a girl long distance makes you do dumb shit...like forgoing kinky sex with bisexual kinky women! Or worse! Getting married to a woman you don't even know!
Now go make me some peanut butter cupcakes!