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My cat story:

Back when I had a Saab 900 Conv and only a carport, this bloody cat used to leave its paw prints on the bonnet and spray hair all over the soft top (which of course was a nightmare to remove). Someone told me pepper worked, but I proved them wrong.

One night I looked out of the window and saw that damn cat fast asleep on my car. So I filled a bucket with water and some ice from the freezer. I snuck out to the car and threw the bucket of water on it. I never saw that cat again and to this day I'm still amazed that the fat, lazy creature didn't hear me.