A young couple waited until marriage to be intimate...Finally, the night of the honeymoon arrives.
As the man starts to remove his shirt - the new bride gasps...what is wrong with your back?
As a child I had the "Bumps" he explains - similar to the "Mumps" but different, it left me with all these bumps on my back.
As he then starts to remove his pants - again the new wife gasps. What is wrong your legs??
As a child I had the "Kneeseales" - similar to the 'Measles" but different. It left me with all the knots and scars on my legs.
Lastly - he removes the underwear and the new wife starts to laugh hysterically!
I GET IT- as a child you had "Smallcocks"
