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Originally Posted by Hooter
Wills2
1. You lend the M5 to your lady for a girls night out. The car is returned with the back seat covered in a mixture of vomit and lady juice. Divorce time?
2. Your lady finds you between the sheets with two 19 yo rent boys. Your excuse?
3. Your house is on fire. Family excepted, the one thing you have you would save?
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1. Not divorce time, as it's a great excuse to order that fashion grey M4 I want and she couldn't say a bloody thing!
2. I told you that you should have paid me more attention.
3. Well, it would be rude to let the rent boys burn....