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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD
How, pray tell good sir, are you the authority on such dire matters?
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Well, guv'nor, I have had the utmost of pleasures of having eclectic companions, of the female variety, on many occasions, even though of my relatively ordinary look and demeanor.
Quite a few of my mates are in the stage of life where female companionship is of the utmost of priorities. Unfortunately for them, the females that they attempt to associate themselves with are not interested in the casual shag, as I call it. In many cases, the females in question are quite promiscuous in nature, however my ol' chums are not up to her standards, leaving them to be pitifully strum along like a Cello B-flat minor.
Oh tis' a cruel we world we live in.