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      05-19-2016, 02:33 PM   #28598
ASBSECU E93
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You should get her drunk one night and put it in her butt. See if she'll bring that shit to work.
Oh she got drunk the other night. She doesn't walk exactly like normal people, so coupled with booze, it was like watching Jimmy from South Park walks. I know she wanted to bang because when I dropped her off I said "Alright, I'm out!" and she just sat there with a blank look on her face for like 2 minutes before getting out.

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If you have any photos of her. Post em up and I'll unleash the Photoshop carnage.
Come on, I'm not THAT mean ALL the time.


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Axius - we had a long and specific conversation regarding the work chick....Do I need to come back down and revisit the step by step plan..??
If that's what it takes for you to want to hang out with me again.
Work is killing me - but, I need to make time for my friends.
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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