It's a Kia - leave it overnight in a sketchy parking lot and it will take care of itself, no need to find one of the 10000 lakes.
But I'm confused (or it doesn't make any sense?) - how can you still owe $25k on a car that AFAIK had original msrp <30k? How much over value did you pay for it originally (or is Google wrong about the original msrp? - I'm seeing 23-29k). However, the 120k miles in a Kia mini-ute does explain your username....
