Whats the difference between Escalade drivers and porcupines?
With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside.
The city is repaving the road in front of my office, and on my way to work this morning I slowed down so I didnt hit the 3" ledge where they removed the old road, and the ****** behind me in the Escalade runs up on my ass lays on his horn.
Yea fuckface, its my fault your a shitty driver and almost hit me. Honk at me.
As I was stopped, waiting to turn into work, they drive past me blasting the horn at me again.
FUCK. I want to murder people.
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