10-16-2008, 08:04 AM | #1 |
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Whats the difference between Escalade drivers and porcupines?
With the Escalade, the retard fuckheads are on the inside.
The city is repaving the road in front of my office, and on my way to work this morning I slowed down so I didnt hit the 3" ledge where they removed the old road, and the ****** behind me in the Escalade runs up on my ass lays on his horn. Yea fuckface, its my fault your a shitty driver and almost hit me. Honk at me. As I was stopped, waiting to turn into work, they drive past me blasting the horn at me again. FUCK. I want to murder people. |
10-16-2008, 08:23 AM | #2 |
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just repeat to yourself "we're flying the friendly skies, we're flying the friendly skies" really though, that honking was un-called for and i am glad you kept your composure...
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10-16-2008, 09:41 AM | #4 |
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i totally take his side. you know to slow down to 5mph, then pick it back up to 30 probably cost him 3 gallons of fuel.
your slowing down cost him $15!
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10-16-2008, 09:54 AM | #5 |
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I suspect the OP slammed on his brakes and caught the other driver off guard. I see this all the time.
A 3 series will disintegrate on a rough road.
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Even if I did slam on the brakes, so what? Pay attention and stay off my ass and it wont be a problem. |
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10-16-2008, 11:45 AM | #7 |
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i agree w/ the OP. even if he slammed on his brakes, the Escalade should have maintained a safe following distance (what if the OP had to slam on the brakes because of an emergency?)
its too bad that shitheads driving those things arent' forced to take basic physics or kinematics...
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We're all pretty much over 18.
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The only problem is your leading to escalation. I usually value my car too much to try to pull a brake check.
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But that is my typical course of action; the satisfaction of holding up the self important jerkoff that much longer is almost worth the frustration. |
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10-16-2008, 02:30 PM | #17 |
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nah thats not a brake check, youre already basically stopped, you just sit there for a few minutes.
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The worst is when you're following a friend and he decides to be an asshole at a traffic light and he stops until it turns yellow for a while and then goes.
It's happened a couple of times. lol
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This joke does not make any sense. The joke is: "With the Escalade, the pricks are on the inside."
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If he hits you.....it's his fault ---- why worry!
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