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      07-24-2011, 01:11 AM   #1
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Weird Dream

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Last night in my dream... I was pregnant and got shot in the amc restroom by a mexican gangster.
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Last night in my dream... I was pregnant and got shot in the amc restroom by a mexican gangster.
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I heard that one about 2-3 years ago
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What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
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What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
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LOL......
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