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      09-04-2007, 06:10 PM   #45
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That, or another acceptable answer is "it's one of the best-driving cars out there." Instead, your inference that the BMW will impress your friends or help you pick up strippers is exactly the kind of douche-bag attitude that gives BMW owners a bad name.

(And for the record, I bought mine in spite of the fact that it's a BMW, not because of it.)
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Best thing is not to pay anything ....since I live in Vegas people come in town all the time and want to go to the clubs. I usually will go with (not pay cover since im local) and will just chill and drink. If you laugh at the strippers and tell them they should pay you (yea I know sounds like Im being a giant dick) they always seem to find it funny. If you hold out long enough they will come sit on your lap and try to talk you into a dance ... I always say no ... and some how I usually end up getting free ones after a little while.
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Do you really think driving a E90 is going to impress them? A lot of these girls have more money then they know what to do with.

My buddies and I left a strip club one night and were getting into my car as one of the girls happened to be leaving. She said "cute car" and smiled as she got in her 6er vert. I didn't even know what to say... was shocked... did a stripper just make a dig about my car, or does she really think it's "cute", haha.

It's funny. We'll go out, and the business execs in there will just kinda brush us off since we have jeans, black tshirts, studded belts, tattoos, and piercings. Then the girls all come over, and the first question is "so you guys are in a band right?"

Everyone knows, the true way to a strippers heart is through her nose.
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Except there's a better than average chance that the girl in the library didn't spend the last 3 hours grinding on fellow library patrons.

At least, that's how it is in the libraries I go to...

Before it got closed down, Baby Dolls on NW Hgwy had what the fellas I was with called the corner. I looked over there after a few beers and holy shit...two tall hot dancers had a guys pants down and.......wonder why it got closed down???


I heard a story a while back from a doctor guy I met playing golf. His friend here in Dallas is a obgyn (?) doc that has a lot of strippers as clients. While doing an inspection on one, he was feeling something weird down there. Lo and behold.....it was a watch . True or not, I have no idea.
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In Cleveland it's $20 a song, full nudity. I've never given more $$ to keep going so I guess the possibilities are endless

BTW, those strippers make our car payments in 1 night. I hope their smart enough to be at least driving a E93 335i loaded to the brim.
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In Cleveland it's $20 a song, full nudity. I've never given more $$ to keep going so I guess the possibilities are endless

BTW, those strippers make our car payments in 1 night. I hope their smart enough to be at least driving a E93 335i loaded to the brim.
Yep. The black on black one that the dumb ass, that thinks she cares about him leased for her.
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Yep. The black on black one that the dumb ass, that thinks she cares about him leased for her.
I get what you're saying but that sentence is a little confusing
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I get what you're saying but that sentence is a little confusing
I know. I am a decent writer but can't get that to act right.
You know what I mean.....
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