10-15-2007, 10:26 AM | #67 |
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No man not indian but I have been known to pebble dash a few toilet walls after a vindaloo, my old man once gave me some ganja and I had just cooked a meal for him whilst he was over on holiday when I lived in Indonesia, I remember saying to him "Shit these baby carrots are awesome, and that Kenny G music playing on TV is the best ever", and thats what put me off Ganja, I hate carrots and Kenny G is a twat, so I just stick to the Immodeum bungs these days, the penalty for the G is not nice here, one guy got caught whilst in transit with 3 grams of weed in his coin pocket, he didnt even know it was there, it had been washed 4 times in his jeans.... the bastards gave him 2 years and 80 lashes.... stick to the immodeum I say
When I lived in Singapore we used to snort tequila Try the concrete mixer, start with a shot of lime cordial @ baileys in 2 separate shot glasses. First drop the lime cordial shot in your chocolate starfish KEEP YOUR SPHINCTER MUSCLES TIGHT!!. Spin around on the floor a couple of times for 5-10 seconds with your feet in the air, then, pour the shot of baileys into your ass, Continue to spin around on the floor for about 10 - 15 seconds. You will then find out why it is called a concrete mixer!!!squirt squirt fnarr fnarr Will |
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10-15-2007, 02:17 PM | #68 |
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You have conditioned yourself to relate your sense of inner peace with the smoking of marijuana. I fell in this little cycle so I know what its like and although shit seemed alot clearer when I was high everything went back to normal when I was sober so I would smoke again to feel that sense of clarity again and the cycle continued. It seems like you got this weed smoking under control and Im not judging you but maybe there are healthier ways of coping with stress.
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10-15-2007, 03:14 PM | #69 |
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omfg, will335iad....you are so goddamn funny...eat vindaloo curry until your gut is bunged up to fuck....my stomach is hurtin right now
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LMAO A tampax tampon can help if the urge comes too soon, it is important to get the waste to a liquid state, for more enjoyment take imodeum again after you hit the liquid state, once the stool hardens again the lumps are quite enjoyable, some say a couple of carefully placed nutmeg and cloves placed on the inner ledge can give an agreeable after effect fnarr fnarr |
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10-15-2007, 05:58 PM | #71 |
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One of my best highs was actually after 8 pints of beer out with our lass, on the way home had a donner kebab with chile and yoghurt and when we got home we settled down for a romantic evening in front of the log fire with a particulary piqant bottle of blue bols and some pineapple and stilton cocktail sticks, all of a sudden our lass felt unwell so she shot upstairs to the toilet, me knowing what was coming ran upstairs behind her dropped me keks and waited, as she retched and spewed her ring up I rammed him home.... oh my god what a feeling...........now thats a high guys - who needs drugs?
Our lass said it was the most romantic evening she had ever experienced, and she's right - I should know fnarr fnarr Will |
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10-15-2007, 06:50 PM | #72 |
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i don't understand what you guys are talking about, something inserting into your butt and then extreme diarrhea?
unfortunately kie you turned this thread upside down in which i had hope in to find some sort of outlet to go or to find a hobby in. I had hope to find answers from adults but all i got were do this and that. End this thread please.
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10-15-2007, 07:40 PM | #74 |
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some kind of work out works for a lot of people. i enjoy biking or going to the gym. some like to go for a run but i cant stand running. the gym is the best for me. you should be focused on your work out and what your doing so it gets your mind off most everything else. it is also great for your body. also there are lots of hot girls at the gym haha and most chicks like fit guys haha that combo just works out good.
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10-15-2007, 07:48 PM | #75 |
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+1 for aerobic exercise at the gym
a healthy, regular habit You can listen to music, work on your problems mentally, or forget everything. Your decision. Treadmill (walk or run), elliptical, cycle, rowing, swimming. |
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LOL. u need to stop pushing for this diarrhea man... lol
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