❯ Joke of the year competition.
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How do astronomers organize a party?
They planet.  That's all I got, I'm more of an in the moment comedian.
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I can haz cheezburger?
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Yo momma is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
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What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
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Know's a guy that know's a guy...
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A young couple waited until marriage to be intimate...Finally, the night of the honeymoon arrives.
As the man starts to remove his shirt - the new bride gasps...what is wrong with your back? As a child I had the "Bumps" he explains - similar to the "Mumps" but different, it left me with all these bumps on my back. As he then starts to remove his pants - again the new wife gasps. What is wrong your legs?? As a child I had the "Kneeseales" - similar to the 'Measles" but different. It left me with all the knots and scars on my legs. Lastly - he removes the underwear and the new wife starts to laugh hysterically! I GET IT- as a child you had "Smallcocks"
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whats Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
Wataaaaaaa
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| 06-22-2015, 10:45 AM | #16 |
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There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
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| 06-22-2015, 01:20 PM | #19 |
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.
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A farmer tells his neighbor he castrates all his cows with two bricks. When he is asked isn't that painful? He says not if you keep your thumbs back.
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