[bimmette]

@Aatish let's see this IG

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dammit I forgot it already. Aatish you never post anymore.

Loftyhammond

Mywifes335

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Loftyhammond

Mywifes335

I just remember the picture you posted here where the late model S class (550, if I'm guessing right) was the "cheap car" in the driveway. Seem to recall a Phantom and some variant of 911 and something else sporty... Getting old kills the memory.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I thought that my comprehension of this post was completely lost until I was saved by the last paragraph.

Sorry went a little watts geek on ya. Watts is the best training metric you can use for cycling. Doesn't care about the wind, how you feel, if you're going down or up hill, etc... it's just the power you're creating by pedaling. Also the most accurate way to calculate calorie burn since calories can be converted into watts.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Can you hook up a couple leads to your legs and a capacitor to store the electricity generated by the static coming from your Chewbacca legs? Then feed that energy back into a small electric motor attached to your bicycle wheel.

I wish. That reminds me, there was this local chick who was winning all the local races, but when she races in bigger races, she sucked it up.

I guess someone caught wind of something and filed a complaint with a race director one time. They took her bike apart and found a hidden motor in her seat tube which was turning gears attached to her bottom bracket. WTF? For local races, really!?!?! People suck.

She claimed she didn't know it was there and blamed it on her coach. lol

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sorry went a little watts geek on ya. Watts is the best training metric you can use for cycling. Doesn't care about the wind, how you feel, if you're going down or up hill, etc... it's just the power you're creating by pedaling. Also the most accurate way to calculate calorie burn since calories can be converted into watts.

I wish. That reminds me, there was this local chick who was winning all the local races, but when she races in bigger races, she sucked it up.

I guess someone caught wind of something and filed a complaint with a race director one time. They took her bike apart and found a hidden motor in her seat tube which was turning gears attached to her bottom bracket. WTF? For local races, really!?!?! People suck.

She claimed she didn't know it was there and blamed it on her coach. lol

That's some Barry Bonds shit right there. BALCO must've made the bike.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Sorry went a little watts geek on ya. Watts is the best training metric you can use for cycling. Doesn't care about the wind, how you feel, if you're going down or up hill, etc... it's just the power you're creating by pedaling. Also the most accurate way to calculate calorie burn since calories can be converted into watts.

I wish. That reminds me, there was this local chick who was winning all the local races, but when she races in bigger races, she sucked it up.

I guess someone caught wind of something and filed a complaint with a race director one time. They took her bike apart and found a hidden motor in her seat tube which was turning gears attached to her bottom bracket. WTF? For local races, really!?!?! People suck.

She claimed she didn't know it was there and blamed it on her coach. lol

I suppose this is a...calo-watts system?!?!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I suppose this is a...calo-watts system?!?!

That unit is to small for practical measurement. We prefer KcW - or kilo-calo-watts.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

That unit is to small for practical measurement. We prefer KcW - or kilo-calo-watts.

Gigawatts. How many?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Gigawatts. How many?

1.21

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I suppose this is a...calo-watts system?!?!

No it's just a power meter which measures power output in watts. Lab coats can take a gram of protein, carb or fat and burn it measuring the power created, probably in BTUs or something. Then they can convert that power output to watts with some long division or something, thus quantifying how much power it takes to burn a calorie. Therefor, you get accurate calorie consumption during exercise if you're power output is measured with a calibrated power meter.

It's great for training because speed and time over distance is greatly affected by so many variables. With a power meter, it doesn't record effort unless you're putting out effort. On my saturday rides, essentially interval training due to climbing hills, i coast down several of the hills to recover from the climb up. I get zero power reading from coasting down a hill while putting up 32mph on my speed metric. That's why speed and time are inaccurate ways to measure training. Also, my HR is still climbing as i start coasting, not doing any work, which is why HR isn't as accurate as a power meter for calorie consumption.

Originally Posted by duck fat

1.21

What did I just say?!?!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I don't have that problem I just sit in the corner on a yoga mat and stretch while staring at women's butts.

What 1MOREMOD uses for curls.

[1MOREMOD]

Hell no, sometimes seated i will go up to 60-65 maybe
Barbell 135 at most

[Axius]

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hell no, sometimes seated i will go up to 60-65 maybe
Barbell 135 at most

When using even the EZ bar with a plate on each side.... The looks people give is priceless.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Axius

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

Be careful man. Vindictive chicks can get evil...then it's he said she said at HR.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

First of all, let me thank you for your excellent oratory technique. At first, I thought that Eric was, perhaps, a die maker - or maybe even a calibrator. Since you helpfully pointed out that he was a coldform tech, I was able to disabuse myself of my notions and sink into the prose.

Second, fuck that man. She has two choices - kill the drama or earn the drama. Ass, grass, or cash - nobody rides for free.

Lastly, and probably most importantly, in regards to Mr Tonka 's new sig, $20 is pretty pricey for 8 Mile - and I think you would know that. So... good on you for putting on your Sunday best for those interviews. And please keep me up to date on any more coldform-realted goings on.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Be careful man. Vindictive chicks can get evil...then it's he said she said at HR.

This. You don't need to deal with any nonsense if you are trying to leave that job, especially if you want to leave on your own terms.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

When using even the EZ bar with a plate on each side.... The looks people give is priceless.

Yeah from all the swinging I do to get it up.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah from all the swinging I do to get it up.

Fuck form when it's heavy. Hahahaha. But seriously, if it's heavy... It's difficult not to cheat just a little.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Be careful man. Vindictive chicks can get evil...then it's he said she said at HR.

Well here's the thing that makes it more weird. She was in a car accident a while back and is like..., relearning stuff per se, but this was like 8 years ago, so she's not dumb. So I'm not sure if she did it to feel good about herself or what, but I was just trying to be nice letting her hang. Now, that's a big negative.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

First of all, let me thank you for your excellent oratory technique. At first, I thought that Eric was, perhaps, a die maker - or maybe even a calibrator. Since you helpfully pointed out that he was a coldform tech, I was able to disabuse myself of my notions and sink into the prose.

Second, fuck that man. She has two choices - kill the drama or earn the drama. Ass, grass, or cash - nobody rides for free.

Lastly, and probably most importantly, in regards to Mr Tonka 's new sig, $20 is pretty pricey for 8 Mile - and I think you would know that. So... good on you for putting on your Sunday best for those interviews. And please keep me up to date on any more coldform-realted goings on.

It's all about the fine details, I can't leave any information out for you crazy blokes to run with.

Nah, not letting her have anything. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..., well that'll never happen, you get one chance bitch. Don't try and play me.

$20 is pricey, but I like to make sure that my toothless customers receive the best care and interaction for that whole whopping $20, as well as representing myself in my normal professional attire so I do not deceive anyone. I am not a liar and I represent myself as I am. Me.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

So this girl at work told an operator that I asked her out and she turned me down. Which wasn't even true. I felt bad for her and let her come out for drinks and to pool tourney with myself and the coldform tech Eric that I hang out with all the time because she never goes out and does shit. Then she said "Oh I never said that, who told you that, blah blah blah, I just said I went out with you and Eric". Nah, bullshit.

I called her out on it this morning and said don't be saying stuff like that, I don't need people spreading shit that isn't true. Then said I'm just distancing myself at this point and I don't think she can come hang out anymore. I think I made her cry, but fuck all that noise, yaaaa meeeannn.

Crazy ass bitches these days...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

This. You don't need to deal with any nonsense if you are trying to leave that job, especially if you want to leave on your own terms.

Then she started talking to the guys on break I guess. They all said don't bring that shit to work.

Fuck dealing with this crap. I'm gonna make her cry, fuck it.