[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Heh

[Flying Ace]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

I dated a lot before getting married, obviously my wife was the most fun or I wouldn't have put a ring on it.

She also lurks the board once and a while

let me guess, your wife audits your online activity?

[natedog7700]

All you guys do realize that without pics, this didn't happen right?

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by Flying Ace

let me guess, your wife audits your online activity?

Not at all actually. She does come on here once and a while to read technical articles or view pics of other people's x5.

Another reason I married her.

I don't even think she knows about OT.

[NEFARIOUS]

A girl that I was platonic friends for a while that broke out of the friend zone; she's very affectionate and had a good head on her shoulders, not to mention GORGEOUS... But my mom made a surprise visit and went to extreme lengths to ensure I don't date her since I was spending too much time with her and not with mother. Fuck, I miss her.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...7&postcount=48

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

A girl that I was platonic friends for a while that broke out of the friend zone; she's very affectionate and had a good head on her shoulders, not to mention GORGEOUS... But my mom made a surprise visit and went to extreme lengths to ensure I don't date her since I was spending too much time with her and not with mother. Fuck, I miss her.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...7&postcount=48

Norman, is that you?

(Sorry, first reaction I have when some calls their Mom, "Mother", like its a name. Heh.)

Bruh... Dat story doh. Whoa.

[89mustaine]

A Cop...

[cprx7]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

A girl that I was platonic friends for a while that broke out of the friend zone; she's very affectionate and had a good head on her shoulders, not to mention GORGEOUS... But my mom made a surprise visit and went to extreme lengths to ensure I don't date her since I was spending too much time with her and not with mother. Fuck, I miss her.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...7&postcount=48

and you were how old? 14?

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Norman, is that you?

(Sorry, first reaction I have when some calls their Mom, "Mother", like its a name. Heh.)

Bruh... Dat story doh. Whoa.

I usually mean "mother" sarcastically.

Originally Posted by cprx7

and you were how old? 14?

25... But if you read the extended version, she pretty much forced her way into my house and started to try to take over. She's one of those types of mothers who thinks despite their offspring is 5 years old regardless of actual age, plus a few medically-confirmed mental illnesses pretty much confirms that she's bat-fuck insane doesn't help worth a damn either.

[UncleWede]

Why would a caring mother scare your girlfriend away???

[jaye944]

your mom !