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      01-23-2019, 03:59 PM   #1
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Russian chastooshkas (sung couplets)

This is a kind of folklore creativity in Russia. I do not know if there is such a thing in other countries, but in Russia it has existed for a long time.

...sorry for some vulgarity, and maybe for the translation...
...the work is not mine)))

Рыбка плавает в томате,
Ей в томате хорошо,
Только я, ебена матерь,
Места в жизни не нашел…

Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic whimp
Have no fucking place to swim…
*
Приходи Маруся с гусем,
поебемся и закусим.

Come, Marusya, with the duck
We will eat and we will fuck.
*
Как-то утром невзначай
Сунул хуй в английский чай
Вдруг все стало в жизни новым:
Хуй — английским, чай — хуёвым.

English tea is hot so far —
Poked my dick into the jar.
What a sudden, such a trick:
Dicky tea and English dick!
*
Там, где раньше тигры срали,
Мы построим магистрали
Приезжай ко мне на БАМ —
Я тебе на рельсах дам!

Where tigers used to shit
Railway road would be built.
Come, my dear, to the BAM,
On the rails I’ll make you cum
*
По реке плывет топор
из села Кукуево
ну и пусть себе плывет
железяка хуева.

Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!!!
*
С неба звездочка упала
прямо милому в штаны
пусть бы все там разорвало
лишь бы не было войны

Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
*
Валентине Терешковой
за полет космический
сам Гагарин подарил
хуй автоматический.

Valentina Tereshkova
For spaceflight precise and neat
Has been granted by Gagarin
With electric dildo kit
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Мой миленок от тоски
выбил хуем три доски
вот как крепнет год от года
мощь советского народа.

My boyfriend when tired’n’sick
Knocked out three boards with his dick.
That is how the Soviet power
Grows with every passing hour.
*
Со стола упало блюдце
Самовар качается
На столе когда eбутся -
Шумно получается

Coffee pot"s a bit unstable
Dishes fall around
Fucking on a little table
Makes a lot of sound
*
Мимо тёщиного дома
Я без шуток не хожу
То ей хуй в забор засуну
То ей жопу покажу

By the house of mom-in-law
I just can’t pass by no more!
Either waving her my dick,
Or my arse exposing quick!
*
Рыбка плавает в томате,
Ей в томате хорошо,
Только я, ебена матерь,
Места в жизни не нашел…

Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic whimp
Have no fucking place to swim…
*
Полюбила я пингвина,
не всего, а половину.
Половину нижнюю –
яркую, подвижную.

With the penguin felt in love
(not the whole, but only half).
Lower half, to speak precisely,
Which is sheen and moves so nicely!
*
Загибайся буквой зю
я любовь тебе вонзю
хоть до сердца не достану
но по почкам повозю.

Hey you honey bend in zee
I shall thrust my love in thee!
Maybe thy heart won’t take part in
But thy tonsils — they will see!
*
Гудит как улей родной завод,
а нам то хули, ебись он в рот..

My plant is roaring just like bee-hive
Shit, it's so boring - I fuck this life!
*
Я Титова полюбила
И Гагарину дала
Блядь, такое впечатленье,
Будто в космосе была!

With Titov I copulated
To Gagarin gave a head
Holy shit, it seemed to be like
Kinda spaceflight in my bed!
*
Как пойду я в монастырь,
Помолюся богу:
Не пошлет ли мне господь
Хуй с телячью ногу?

To the abbey I shall go
Pray the Sacra Virgo —
Won’t our Lord send me at last
Dick as big as gigot?
*
По реке течет вода,
Из колодца сочится.
Несмотря на жизнь плохую
Поебаться хочется

Water’s flowing down the river
Water’s dripping in a well
And despite the total crisis
I just wanna fuck like hell!
*
Ты не жми меня к березе,
и не трать свои труды,
ты не думай, я не дура,
вот поженимся – тады!

Don’t you press me up a birch tree,
Don’t you spend your rage in vain.
I’m not bitch, so should we marry -
Then we'll raise that point again.
*
Не закрыл однажды Федя
В ванной оба краника,
Чтоб напомнить всем соседям
О судьбе “Титаника”

Once our Teddy showed no care:
Opened taps and left the room
To remind them all downstairs
The Titanic’s mournful doom
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У меня на сарафане
петухи да якори
меня в этом сарафане
семеро хуякали

Pretty sweety skirt I got —
Pattern’s like clouds in heaven
In this fucking jolly skirt
I’ve been banged by seven!
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Я не знаю как у вас,
а у нас в Америке
если девок не ебут,
то они в истерике.

In our free United States
Girls gone crazy through these days!
If you don’t fuck them plenty,
THEY will fuck you anyways
*
Возле кузницы тропа.
Девки выебли попа.
Не ходи, космата блядь,
А то выебем опять!

Near the blacksmith’s wooden hut
Girls fucked priest, that hairy twat
Walk around here don’t you try
Cause we’ll fuck you till you die
*
Мы не сеем, мы не пашем,
Мы валяем дурака.
С колокольни хуем машем,
Разгоняем облака

Neither seed we, nor we plow
Nothing else but mess around
Waving dicks from up the belfry
Dissipating clouds carefree
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Instead of this, why don't you move over to the "what's for dinner" thread and post some pics of what you Russians are having tonight?
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Instead of this, why don't you move over to the "what's for dinner" thread and post some pics of what you Russians are having tonight?
This must be it. Those pictures are forbidden on the forum! Their President/government forbid them buying food these days to punish America.
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Sounds like something written by group of 12 year old boys who have never even seen a real female naked before.
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