[The_Blob]

You have a choice to tell us what type of women you like with the characteristics: boobs, butt, brain, brawn, blonde, brunette and Bimmer. You can describe the characteristics like big or small, really brainy or owns a 3series Bimmer etc. Last but not least, do you hate bitchy woman?


The Blob's ideal woman is one with a medium size round butt, medium size semi firm boobs, a bit brawny, blonde not brunette, a little brainy and drives any Bimmer. Last, but not least, bitchy woman scare me!

[ArmyBimmerDude]

Find yourself a girlfriend

[M3BALLER08]

Are you 16?

[BlueSander]

Let's me guess, you work in a manufacture (probably a machine operator) >35yrs old man, high school graduate or at most 2 yrs AA degree. You loan money to purchase your car ... rite?

[stooken]

Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Find yourself a girlfriend

that checklist of the ideal woman or dream man never works out. make one and you'll end up with the complete opposite.

expect the unexpected.

[achenator]

Originally Posted by BlueSander

Let's me guess, you work in a manufacture (probably a machine operator) >35yrs old man, high school graduate or at most 2 yrs AA degree. You loan money to purchase your car ... rite?

WTF, there is nothing wrong with an honest man working an honest job, making an honest wage.

[iatacs19]

You only need three Bs:

beauty, brains and breeding.

[gonzo]

Originally Posted by achenator

WTF, there is nothing wrong with an honest man working an honest job, making an honest wage.

..and I have never loaned money to get a car. rite?

OP....if bitchy women scare you then you may consider becoming a monk.

[Taittinger]

Originally Posted by The_Blob

The Blob's ideal woman is one with a medium size round butt, medium size semi firm boobs,

Sounds like an order at a fast food restaurant. Semi-firm boobs? Is that anything like semi-firm cheese?

[picus]

Originally Posted by BlueSander

Let's me guess, you work in a manufacture (probably a machine operator) >35yrs old man, high school graduate or at most 2 yrs AA degree. You loan money to purchase your car ... rite?

Let me guess, you live in the burbs and have a golden retriever, you really enjoy talking to your neighbors about your Japanese maple and making your house look like a Pottery Barn ad. You have a degree in communications. You leased your BMW because the guy across the street got one. You're secretly an alcoholic...

amirite?

[Expired]

Posted this in another thread a while back..
I believe it fits here as well..

Different girls can pull off different styles.
The main areas are.. (A lot of which falls under being a normal woman)
---How a girl holds herself, how she walks and communicates.
-I don't like girls that slouch, or girls that cock their head back to look more elegant/sophisticated. (Just end up looking stuck up) They have to hold themselves like most women out there, normally.
-She can't walk like she is trying to get every guys attention, because she is obviously a slut. She also cannot walk like a man with shoulders stiff and no upper body movement.
-Using the word 'like' two or more times in a sentence is unattractive, and she can't be on the phone all the time. I also cannot stand girls that constantly gossip, talk shit about other girls, or act like they are better than other girls. She has to be humble, friendly, not short tempered, and overall not a bitch when talking to or about someone.
---How a girl dresses, accessorizes, fixes herself up.
-I will never date a girl that is dressed slutty to the max. She can't show massive cleavage, wear tiny skirts, show off thongs, or wear next to nothing. I also don't like girls that wear pants up to their bellybuttons.
-She can't have several different coach/LV purses, wear LV everything as accessories, or shop at nothing but high end outlet stores. If she has nothing but LV/coach stuff then she obviously has no taste and is buying it for the status. This shows that she has poor money management skills, and will take you for everything you are worth. She is either trying to front a rich image, or has grown accustomed to being spoiled all of her life.
-She can't go tanning, get her hair, nails, or etc.. done every other day. I dislike drawn on eyebrows, heavy makeup, and dual-tone hair/skin. (Bleach blonde with black underneath, or different color face than neck because of makeup) Everything else is alright as long as she takes care of herself. She can't have knotted/tangled hair every single day, it can't be poofy as hell or really oily.

I can't really explain or break everything down..
Some general stuff..
No shorter than 5'2-5'4, no taller than 6'1. (An inch taller than me is about the max.)
Preferred cup size is around a high B to low C. (They need a measurement for butts)
Her butt can't be too big or too small, width is a must. It can't be compacted into a small space, both in height or width. Both her boobs and butt must be fairly firm.

She can't be too built(Works out a lot), or have a lot of chub on her. A little bit of fat around the stomach is acceptable, but I mainly like girls that are either skinny or athletic. I don't like thunder-thighs, or real thick women.

I try to avoid sluts, gold diggers, wiggers, all gangster like women, stuck up women, valley girls, etc..
Speaking fluent English is a must. Must be educated, attractive, fit, humble, friendly, etc.. Must know how to manage their money and not waste it on frivolous things.

Basically just a normal, middle class, all natural looking girl that knows how to dress/act with some class/dignity, that I think is attractive. It would also be pretty cool if she would play Ultimate Frisbee, or actually participate in other outside activities.

It's mainly about keeping in mind that all women are crazy, and to try and find the one that has the least problems.

-Nathan

[WAYNEBO]

Google Teresa Noreen. 'nuff said.

[Kiemyster]

i cant say i didnt see this thread coming. and im the LEAST bit surprised that The Blob posted it.

shocker? i think not. and what kind of question is that? bitchy women. if you find me a woman who isnt bitchy or doesnt turn bitchy with time, and isnt sedated on heavy drugs, then i will let you fuck me sideways and call me sally for the rest of my god given life.

[MTV]

Tall, brunette, intelligent, funny, nice tits, ass...

[nyczyang27]

must know how to cook great delicious healthy meals.

[The_Blob]

Hey guys, I only meant this for humour purposes! Not something to get serious about - just for laughs. There was an article in FHM magazine I was reading at the BMW dealership that inspired me start this thread.

[iatacs19]

Originally Posted by WAYNEBO

Google Teresa Noreen. 'nuff said.

What's so special about her? Anyone can save up for fake tits...

[TurboFan]

Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

LMFAO Owned.



BTW my ideal girl is a sexy chick....so I have many ideal girls. I'll bone a 5 all way up to, of course, a 10. I'll consider a 4 depending how horny i am.

If you can't get a 10, would you take five 2's, all at once?

"slap her on the thigh, ride the wave in. Yeah!"