[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

See the sidewalk over there? #whippersnappers

A dad joke... from my actual dad...

The Poetry Contest was now down to the last two contestants; a Yale graduate and a Jamaican Rasta man.They were given a word and were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was TIMBUKTU
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand, trecked a lonely caravan; Men on camels two by two; their
destination? Timbuktu.
Big applause went up! No way could the Rasta man top that, they thought.
The Rasta man calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim, went on de road, three thief stop wi, an want wi load. They were three, and we were two So I buck one and Timbuktu , .
Place mash up!!!!!!!

[Samurai of 2day]

Back on track just because I feel bad for derailing the thread....

When we were shopping around last winter for what eventually became her current 2021 X5 40i, we made sure that when we brought any child family member with us during the Holiday season window shopping event, I made sure to keep a sharp eye on said young family members. Not once did I let them become too adventurous before grabbing a jacket hood or shirt collar

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

Back on track just because I feel bad for derailing the thread....

When we were shopping around last winter for what eventually became her current 2021 X5 40i, we made sure that when we brought any child family member with us during the Holiday season window shopping event, I made sure to keep a sharp eye on said young family members. Not once did I let them become too adventurous before grabbing a jacket hood or shirt collar

Stifling their creativity and exploration?? Calling CPS/ rebekahb

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Stifling their creativity and exploration?? Calling CPS/ rebekahb

I'll all for creativity and exploration... as long as it doesn't impact people or the environment in a negative way

[Maynard]

Blatant attempt by Audi to copy the 'Futura edition' concept (and probably better looking too).

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

lol situation might have been cheaper at a toyota dealership. LOL like audi is painted in liquid gold

[tranquility]

Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

lol situation might have been cheaper at a toyota dealership. LOL like audi is painted in liquid gold

I try to be a 1/2-glass full kinda guy. Could've been worse, they could've been at a Pagani dealership lol.

[Kolyan2k]

I took my 3 year old to almost every dealership around Boston, he likes cars, like to sit inside them and check out features ))

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by Kolyan2k

I took my 3 year old to almost every dealership around Boston, he likes cars, like to sit inside them and check out features ))

Presumably he didn't test the paint's durability.

[rwheels]

Originally Posted by Kolyan2k

I took my 3 year old to almost every dealership around Boston, he likes cars, like to sit inside them and check out features ))

Next time give him a pen and notepad for note taking.

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by rwheels

Next time give him a pen and notepad for note taking.

Lock him in a lab, with a pen and a pad. So he can get this damn label off.

[iminhell1]

2019
China

Ya, that kid is dead by now. Because Communism.

[335dlci]

10k isn't bad

[floridaorange]

Originally Posted by Murf993

Shit happens.

Cool story!