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      10-22-2009, 03:23 AM   #1
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Texts From Last Night

I could kill hours reading these things

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

(413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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      10-26-2009, 07:38 PM   #2
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I could kill hours reading these things

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

(413): I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

(516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

(215): Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think I just spent 30 minutes on this...
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      10-26-2009, 08:46 PM   #3
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I have the iphone app. Amazing.
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      10-27-2009, 12:06 AM   #4
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Just spent a good amount of time reading it myself haha.
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      10-27-2009, 04:38 AM   #5
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(443): ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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saw you comment and i'd lay on my bed and cry, then i put some Yulio Iglesias music, no more problem.


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      10-27-2009, 05:47 AM   #6
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some funny sh!t there
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      10-27-2009, 09:14 PM   #7
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hahaha TFLN are funny, i also use the following websites.....

http://www.canitapthat.com/
http://imsobadatsex.com/
http://drunksecrets.com/
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      11-05-2009, 02:34 PM   #9
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