[chachacha28]

1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex?

2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway?

3) What is your favorite truck driving song?

4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup?

5) TP: over or under?

6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is...

7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid?

8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things.

9) What is your favorite thing that white people do?

10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime?

11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date?

12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles?

13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own?

14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of?

15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla?

16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people?

17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well?

18) What color is This?

19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it?

20) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

I stole this from a honda forum that stole it from a bmw forum. hopefully it wasnt this one. Have fun

[BTM]

Originally Posted by ezeedee

1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex?

Wut

2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway?

NSX

3) What is your favorite truck driving song?

Def Leppard

4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup?

No

5) TP: over or under?

Whatever

6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is...

TLDR

7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid?

Naked pooping

8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things.

Meh

9) What is your favorite thing that white people do?

Everything I do

10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime?

Go for it

11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date?

...where do you find this

12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles?

google translate it back to german to figure out WTF you're talking about

13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own?

A scarf

14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of?

CollinsE90

15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla?

French

16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people?

........

17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well?

nope

18) What color is This?

whatever

19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it?

no

20) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

yes

I stole this from a honda forum that stole it from a bmw forum. hopefully it wasnt this one. Have fun

.

[Quick6EF]

If a gay man was on your back, would you beat him off?

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by BTM

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that was incredibly lame yet quite lols worthy

[McMuffin]

And I thought I was the only one on here that worked late.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by ezeedee

1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex? No

2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway? NSX

3) What is your favorite truck driving song? East Bound and Down

4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup? No

5) TP: over or under? I dont care

6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is... tripped running through first base in a baseball game

7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid? not phaggy

8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things. banana, egg yolk, butter, lays regular chips, sticky note

9) What is your favorite thing that white people do? golf

10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime? wait for better time

11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date? nothing, I always check dates

12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles? ask him to juggle them

13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own? bright pink polo

14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of? Tondtar, I hope to have his humor and be in touch with the younger crowd when Im his age. Im sure he is a cool ass dad, and hope to be that way too.

15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla? fuck if I know

16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people? no

17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well? hope he is double jointed and can do it himself

18) What color is This? gold

19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it? no

20) Have you ever faked an orgasm? no

I stole this from a honda forum that stole it from a bmw forum. hopefully it wasnt this one. Have fun

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[BTM]

Originally Posted by Nikkahtropolis

that was incredibly lame yet quite lols worthy

halfassed it but was in a convo which made this more interesting

[Blake]

1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex?

wat

2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway?

i would never own a honda, so said law would be perfect for me.

3) What is your favorite truck driving song?

jimmy dean - big bad john

4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup?

sure

5) TP: over or under?

under. over tends to cause premature ripping of the TP squares.

6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is...

i've never done anything embarrassing

7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid?

i would just sit down and get to work

8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things.

dole bananas, chiquita bananas, organic bananas, mini bananas, and the simpsons

9) What is your favorite thing that white people do?

golf

10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime?

i'll pick it. i don't give a shit.

11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date?

cheese

12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles?

say csb

13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own?

this purple bogasse shirt. i wore it once and it lives in the closet now.

14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of?

ezeedee

15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla?

french vanilla is for surrenderers

16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people?

i have before, in context of course.

17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well?

i'll break a couple of his ribs so he can suck the venom out himself. sorry, bro.

18) What color is This?

amber

19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it?

no because their food probably sucks

20) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

yea sometimes when i'm obliterated drunk and i know the nut isn't gonna come within an hour, i'll be like 'oh i came', roll over, and sleep.

[Wakka]

Originally Posted by ezeedee

1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex?

uhh

2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway?

i really wouldnt want one anyway... maybe an nsx

3) What is your favorite truck driving song?

50 cent obvs

4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup?

nope

5) TP: over or under?

dont care

6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is...

i embarrass myself all the time

7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid?

gonna go for naked

8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things.

banana banana banana banana banana

9) What is your favorite thing that white people do?

laugh at blacks

10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime?

Fix that shit

11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date?

Probably if i ate it past the expiration date i didnt know it was expired... so i have no clue

12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles?

say thanks?

13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own?

Pink button down
14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of?

Jaykay
15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla?

eggs i believe not sure though

16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people?

Nah

17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well?

Can i have your car dude?

18) What color is This?

green

19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it?

Fuck yea

20) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

yep... she was really bad and had a brier patch, just pretended like i finished in the condom and ran to the bathroom. awkward

I stole this from a honda forum that stole it from a bmw forum. hopefully it wasnt this one. Have fun

.

[bogdan]

Originally Posted by ezeedee

1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex?
Yes. Has nobody here ever been to Church?

2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway?
NSX

3) What is your favorite truck driving song?
Radar Love

4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup?
No, looks like driveway sealant.

5) TP: over or under?
over, preferrably with the first square folded

6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is...
attempt to break dance at a school dance in elementary school. the running man on the gorund was not a big hit

7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid?
hike it up, go to work

8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things.
post-it, highligter, bananna, yellow paper, wet floor sign

9) What is your favorite thing that white people do?
arctic exploration

10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime?
pick it, the wedge waddle is much worse

11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date?
yogurt

12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles?
roll them down the sidewalk

13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own?
polyester boxers with hearts, never worn

14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of?
King Leh

15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla?
flavor

16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people?
probably not

17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well?
sorry about your luck bro, here's a straw.

18) What color is This?
lemon yellow

19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it?
nope

20) Have you ever faked an orgasm?
yes, I was really drunk, she was not that cute or good.

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[GregTheStig]

Originally Posted by ezeedee

1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex? o_O

2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway? NSX Type R

3) What is your favorite truck driving song? East Bound and Down

4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup? Yes

5) TP: over or under? under

6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is... I don't wanna talk about it...

7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid? I drop it wherever I can

8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things. Corn, Twinkies, piss, lemons, like 90% of the smilies

9) What is your favorite thing that white people do? Try to act black

10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime? I pick at my ass in the bathroom only

11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date? Tapioca... still tasted good

12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles? Throw the bowl at him and run off with the marbles

13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own? a pair of "Lucky" Jeans. I can't walk with them on and there's no room for my balls.... and the pockets suck

14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of? Blake for owning that GTR

15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla? The name

16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people? I don't use '*'s in my daily vocabulary

17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well? Tell him to suck it out himself. He's got a mouth too

18) What color is This? #FFBF00

19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it? No

20) Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yes. It was a passionate and extremely sensational sounding orgasm. I was playing against some 10 year olds from the UK on XBOX Live and they were being dicks and it weirded them out to hell. Serves 'em right

I stole this from a honda forum that stole it from a bmw forum. hopefully it wasnt this one. Have fun

Thanks for keeping me entertained for another 5 minutes