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| 03-24-2011, 01:14 PM | #1 |
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 Doin what I do in the bathroom this morning... Before I even grab the tp.... misfire 1 premature flush, again again again again again FUUUUUU IM POOPINGGG   Dislike Discuss |
| 03-24-2011, 01:17 PM | #3 |
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Nothing like a butt douche in the morning to wake you up.
This, of course followed by the inevitable wave of thought about how dirty the toilet water might be and who else's piss/shit you just got splashed onto the back of your nut-sack. Perhaps you need to eat more fatty foods. When you take a power shit (like me) the toilet cowers in my presence and doesn't dare flush ahead of time! |
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| 03-24-2011, 01:20 PM | #4 |
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Why comment... when tags are much more fun...
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| 03-24-2011, 01:26 PM | #7 |
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When I was younger I always thought those toilets had cameras inside them.
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| 03-24-2011, 01:27 PM | #9 |
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HAHAHAHAHA "Don't lean forward moran" <---spelled "moron" wrong... But it was awesome anyway..
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| 03-24-2011, 02:11 PM | #12 |
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sort of unrelated, but i love korea's airport because they have an automatic plastic wrap that covered up the seat with fresh plastic every time it was flushed.
 
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| 03-24-2011, 02:16 PM | #13 | |
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| 03-24-2011, 02:34 PM | #14 | |
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I've seen these before in airports... even though the plastic is fresh, there is just something so off-putting about those. |
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| 03-24-2011, 02:50 PM | #15 | |
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I take the time to manufacture my own outa a 3 lines of TP usually. is that lame? |
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| 03-24-2011, 02:56 PM | #17 |
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The worst is leaning forward to relax or something and your wang takes a dip in the water. GD shallow toilet bowls.
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