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      09-26-2016, 11:51 AM   #199
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      09-26-2016, 11:58 AM   #200
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      09-26-2016, 05:15 PM   #201
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This reminds me of the Halloween contest... And UncleWede's legs vs Lups legs...
It wasn't until this post where i believed ASBSECU E93 that you're really an old person in disguise as a young one.

And Lups must be getting up there in age as well.

Though part of me, since you all seem to remember this the same way, is worried that i'm the one remembering it wrong.

bimmette won the contest.... maybe she can remember who was runner up?
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This reminds me of the Halloween contest... And UncleWede's legs vs Lups legs...
It wasn't until this post where i believed ASBSECU E93 that you're really an old person in disguise as a young one.

And Lups must be getting up there in age as well.

Though part of me, since you all seem to remember this the same way, is worried that i'm the one remembering it wrong.

bimmette won the contest.... maybe she can remember who was runner up?
Hehe, I saw that mistake. UncleWede 's pic was of him drinking milk at a computer, I believe. It was Tonka who displayed his legs and ass. And yes he almost won.
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Are we gonna do arse pics again this year.....

That's about the only way I can prove I am not old
Ass pics, yes. But not of yours!

Wouldn't you prefer to be the one donating to charity this year rather than posing for pics and scaring people for life?
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      09-26-2016, 05:21 PM   #204
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Hehe, I saw that mistake. UncleWede 's pic was of him drinking milk at a computer, I believe. It was Tonka who displayed his legs and ass. And yes he almost won.
Young minds tend to remember things much more clearly.
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Had me worried for a bit, I don't think any of my ass pics made it to the interwebs yet. But where are my pants?????!!!!!
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Had me worried for a bit, I don't think any of my ass pics made it to the interwebs yet. But where are my pants?????!!!!!
I'd donate money to NOT see Mr Tonka 's or UncleWede 's ass.
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      09-26-2016, 05:37 PM   #207
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I'd donate money to NOT see Mr Tonka 's or UncleWede 's ass.
No need to worry. Having finished between Wonder Woman and a blonde, M4 (with parking sensors) wielding milk currier, I've got nothing to prove.
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I'd donate money to NOT see Mr Tonka 's or UncleWede 's ass.
No need to worry. Having finished between Wonder Woman and a blonde, M4 (with parking sensors) wielding milk currier, I've got nothing to prove.
Quite impressive! It was bimmette , Mr Tonka , then Lups ? Damn. That is impressive. Probably my order too. If Lups balls weren't so big, I would have put her at #2.
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So I can quit doing squats now??? But somebody's gotta pay for all those tanning sessions
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I'd donate money to NOT see Mr Tonka 's or UncleWede 's ass.
So I can quit doing squats now??? But somebody's gotta pay for all those tanning sessions
Just take what the chickens get. Those steroids will plump you right up!

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I'll pick up the tab.
Wow. She REALLY wants you to keep it up, I guess. Sheesh. bimmette Take it easy.
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I'll pick up the tab.
Wow. She REALLY wants you to keep it up, I guess. Sheesh. bimmette Take it easy.
Omg damn app. And I tried to log in to the desktop version to delete but I forgot my password.
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I'll pick up the tab.
Wow. She REALLY wants you to keep it up, I guess. Sheesh. bimmette Take it easy.
Omg damn app. And I tried to log in to the desktop version to delete but I forgot my password.
Did you try: Unclw3d3sGlut3s ?
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This reminds me of the Halloween contest... And UncleWede's legs vs Lups legs...
It wasn't until this post where i believed ASBSECU E93 that you're really an old person in disguise as a young one.

And Lups must be getting up there in age as well.

Though part of me, since you all seem to remember this the same way, is worried that i'm the one remembering it wrong.

bimmette won the contest.... maybe she can remember who was runner up?
Ha Ha!!!

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I'd donate money to NOT see Mr Tonka 's or UncleWede 's ass.
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I'll pick up the tab.
Wow. She REALLY wants you to keep it up, I guess. Sheesh. bimmette Take it easy.
Omg damn app. And I tried to log in to the desktop version to delete but I forgot my password.
Did you try: Unclw3d3sGlut3s ?
Not enough characters.

Can't say the same about the people of OT.
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Had me worried for a bit, I don't think any of my ass pics made it to the interwebs yet. But where are my pants?????!!!!!
Yet you all beat me.

How fucking humiliating is that!?

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