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      02-18-2024, 03:06 PM   #199
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Just go ahead & take up four spaces why don’t you
I can see a shopping trolly or two suddenly getting lose in that carpark. Not that I would do it but there are those that would.
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Speaking of shopping carts... Although from the image, I'm not sure what he did. Could be just a prank.



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Just go ahead & take up four spaces why don’t you
I don't think this will piss me off if. Jim Bob Jr 3rd parking his trailer park special might

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I came across this bunch of morons yesterday. Why bother painting lines? It's not very obvious in the photo but the cars in front of the silver Nissan are all straddling the lines as well. There are no snowbanks or anything else preventing them from parking correctly. Ah Quebec.
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Thing is, the true protagonist may not even be in the picture.
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Ah Quebec.
Comment pouvez-vous espérer leur apprendre à garer une automobile alors que vous ne pouvez même pas leur apprendre à parler anglais?????
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Comment pouvez-vous espérer leur apprendre à garer une automobile alors que vous ne pouvez même pas leur apprendre à parler anglais?????
But painted lines on the asphalt is a universal language, isn't it?
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But painted lines on the asphalt is a universal language, isn't it?
Depends on the country. When I was in the PI, the lines were no more than suggestions.
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There could be a logical way to explain that. The cars would have been parked the night before and there were snowing / dark and the lines got buried down under snow (you can see water there in the morning) and drivers couldn't see clearly and just parked one next to the other with enough clearance.

These are normal cars and not really those hyper car morons.
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      03-14-2024, 06:34 AM   #210
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Bloody copper parks up in bus stop/pavement whilst he sits in McDonald’s, parking enforcement officer just looks & walks by twice without putting a ticket on it, if it were you or I we would be ticketed….Bloody well boils my piss
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Driver: Whew, that was close.

Also driver: Ah f*ck it, might as well finish the job.
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Talking of arseholes…I’ll take up two spaces just so I can put my shopping on the back seat. Then she drove of & left the trolley there
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Unless he bought 4 parking tickets, he'll get 3, if not 4
but if you have a roller, you'd not be worrying about the oinks giving you tickets

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You have it wrong, in the morning when they parked, the ground was covered in snow, later on in the day you can see it melted

They get a pass



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I came across this bunch of morons yesterday. Why bother painting lines? It's not very obvious in the photo but the cars in front of the silver Nissan are all straddling the lines as well. There are no snowbanks or anything else preventing them from parking correctly. Ah Quebec.
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It is a perk.... believe it or not,

Why else become a copper, if not to drive fast, jump lights and park where you want.

Generally (real) cops have dangerous jobs, they can come home injured or sometimes not at all.

Regardless of what people say, very few want to go into LEO, but someone has to do it.

When I worked in a bakery, at the end of my shift, I got free bread and rolls, when I worked as a TELCO eng I used to get free international calls

If I was to be a cop, thats a perk I want to have

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You have it wrong, in the morning when they parked, the ground was covered in snow, later on in the day you can see it melted

They get a pass

No pass here. There was no snow and there's no overnight parking in this lot.
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