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      02-22-2016, 05:16 PM   #23079
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If you say sorry one more time I'm going to attempt and fail to kick your ass.
So don't try and play nice?
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      02-22-2016, 05:16 PM   #23080
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So don't try and play nice?
Yeah, treat me like you treat Belgie. Pussy.
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      02-22-2016, 05:35 PM   #23081
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Yeah, treat me like you treat Belgie. Pussy.
No worries for me William I have inherited genes from "Ambiorix" and he kicked ass with Ceasar !!!
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      02-22-2016, 05:55 PM   #23082
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Yeah, treat me like you treat Belgie. Pussy.
Delishus blue waffle sent. Check txt...
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Saturday $70 to shoot 200 rounds of 9mm.
Sunday $145 to shoot 260 rounds of 556.

Sunday includes range fee. Still expensive to want to shoot once a week on the weekend.




Don't try to tell me to shut up. I WILL NOT LOOK UP YOUR STUPID WAFFLE.


Gosh. Get a life.
Once a week and you shoot up a Boxter or M3.
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Once we move in with c5 we can gang up on him.
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C5driver I found "The Rules" of cycling, 95 of them in fact. Thought of you when i saw this one. lol

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Rule #4 // It’s all about the bike.

It is, absolutely, without question, unequivocally, about the bike. Anyone who says otherwise is obviously a twatwaffle.
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C5driver I found "The Rules" of cycling, 95 of them in fact. Thought of you when i saw this one. lol
So the right bike will make me fast and won't have to do shit?
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Once we move in with c5 we can gang up on him.
I lock my doors and sleep with a chastity belt...
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No worries for me William I have inherited genes from "Ambiorix" and he kicked ass with Ceasar !!!
Nice! I'm pretty sure I'm related to Jet Li somehow, people always tell me I look like him when I bust out my sweet swinging roundhouse kick.

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Once a week and you shoot up a Boxter or M3.
I don't need a reminder.
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C5driver I found "The Rules" of cycling, 95 of them in fact. Thought of you when i saw this one. lol
So the right bike will make me fast and won't have to do shit?
Rule #5 // Harden the fuck up.
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Rule #5 // Harden the fuck up.
Rule #1 // Don't be a pussy bitch douchenozzle?
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Rule #5 // Harden the fuck up.
Rule #1 // Don't be a pussy bitch douchenozzle?
No.

Rule #1 // Obey the rules.
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Rule #1 // Don't be a pussy bitch douchenozzle?
If this one is followed no other rules are needed for anything.
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No.

Rule #1 // Obey the rules.
Rule #1: Never talk about Bike Club.
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Rule #5 // Harden the fuck up.
I'm starting to think you made these up to suit yourself.
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I lock my doors and sleep with a chastity belt...
We won't rape you, literally at least.
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No.

Rule #1 // Obey the rules.
Rule #1: Never talk about Bike Club.
Rule #20 // There are only three remedies for pain.

These are:

-If your quads start to burn, shift forward to use your hamstrings and calves, or

-If your calves or hamstrings start to burn, shift back to use your quads, or

-If you feel wimpy and weak, meditate on Rule #5 and train more!
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Rule #5 // Harden the fuck up.
I'm starting to think you made these up to suit yourself.
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