[EJT86]

Originally Posted by Scerbo

OP lives life a quarter inch at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not the team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, he's free.

Everyday for the last two weeks he went over and asked how the Tuna is...now it was loose yesterday, it was loose the day before and guess what? Hasn't changed

[Douche]

If I win I take it in the ass and I take the respect.

Respect?

To some people that's more important.

[///M Power-Belgium]

What's up with the date story ?

[EJT86]

Edwin happens to know a few things and one of the things Edwin knows is its not how he stands next to his girl, it's how he penetrates his girl. He better learn that

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Edwin happens to know a few things and one of the things Edwin knows is its not how he stands next to his girl, it's how he penetrates his girl. He better learn that

Well, Edwin said that he almost had you. Truth is, he never had you, he never had his car!

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

Well, Edwin said that he almost had you. Truth is, he never had you, he never had his car!

That one was used already

Originally Posted by Billup

OP never had a GF..., he never even had his car.

[BMW F22]

Okay well then Edwin is a busta. But that busta kept you out of handcuffs. He didn't just run back to the fort! The busta brought you back.

[Douche]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

Okay well then Edwin is a busta. But that busta kept you out of handcuffs. He didn't just run back to the fort! The busta brought you back.

Where's the anal sex pun?

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by Douche

Where's the anal sex pun?

Chill out...he's just slinging dick for Harry man

[Flying Ace]

Originally Posted by Douche

Where's the anal sex pun?

let him have another try at this...

[Douche]

Originally Posted by Flying Ace

let him have another try at this...

3rd time is a charm.

Give it a go man!

[EJT86]

Op and the mad scientist had to rip apart the block and replace the cock ring he fried

[1MOREMOD]

Didn't he inflict some rear end damage

[BMW F22]

I live my life by nailing one woman at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, I feel free.

[BMW F22]

Or how about...

Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for providing us with an OP that likes the following things in his butt: direct-port nitrous...uh...injection, four-core intercoolers, and ball-bearing turbos, and...um...titanium valve springs.

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by Scerbo

Wait a minute, so you're an under 10 seconds guy. That doesn't fare well for your partner I would think

It's a serious condition...

[Douche]

Best thread ever

[EJT86]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

I live my life by nailing one woman at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, I feel free.

And what's this one woman at a time nonsense?

[gtron]

Originally Posted by EJT86

And what's this one woman at a time nonsense?

if you start dividing the 10 seconds there will be trouble.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by gtron

if you start dividing the 10 seconds there will be trouble.

You could do a lot of damage 10 seconds at a time.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by BMW F22

I live my life by nailing one woman at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, I feel free.

Wow , never heard this before !...So your injection happens in only 10 seconds or less ? And you feel free ?
Maybe you should nailing more than one woman...so it takes longer ?

[BMW F22]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Wow , never heard this before !...So your injection happens in only 10 seconds or less ? And you feel free ?
Maybe you should nailing more than one woman...so it takes longer ?

Lol. I didn't know that people were using F&F quotes for puns. That was the best I could come up with. Forgot why I put "I" instead of "OP" though. Perhaps I thought it was funnier?