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      03-18-2016, 01:55 PM   #243
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Is it true that Asians have sideways vaginas? Every time I try to watch Asian porn it's blurred out.
I don't know about sideways, but tightness.....
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I don't know about sideways, but tightness.....
Seriously? Sideways? Like black dudes got extra calf muscle?

All girls vary in tightness. Although tightest girl ever had was a tiny 45 year old Chinese opera musician....had tight Latinas and white chicks too.
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I don't know about sideways, but tightness.....
Seriously? Sideways? Like black dudes got extra calf muscle?

All girls vary in tightness. Although tightest girl ever had was a tiny 45 year old Chinese opera musician....had tight Latinas and white chicks too.
Great. A LITERAL diva.
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Great. A LITERAL diva.
Just saying. Could've been a legit query.
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Great. A LITERAL diva.
Just saying. Could've been a legit query.
Sorry, obscure joke or maybe *I* missed it. Female opera soloist = diva. So... Never mind. Carry on.

Edit: English linguistic joke in "Ask an Asian" thread was a #fail. Sorry.
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I don't know about sideways, but tightness.....
It's been since HS, and back then they were all tight, so I can neither confirm or deny your answer with up to date data.
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Sorry, obscure joke or maybe *I* missed it. Female opera soloist = diva. So... Never mind. Carry on.

Edit: English linguistic joke in "Ask an Asian" thread was a #fail. Sorry.
Fuck I missed that. Was thinking in Chingrish.
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I don't know about sideways, but tightness.....
It's been since HS, and back then they were all tight, so I can neither confirm or deny your answer with up to date data.
Tightness pretty much decreases with age.
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Is it true that Asians have sideways vaginas? Every time I try to watch Asian porn it's blurred out.
Wrong porn site..
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Ma te ma te ma te..... Gojira you so big!
Well....Actually I think I like that
Note: Of course only from a girl !
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Well....Actually I think I like that
Note: Of course only from a girl !
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If you were going to recommend the top 5 cities for Asians to move to in So. Cal, which 5 would you pick and why?
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If you were going to recommend the top 5 cities for Asians to move to in So. Cal, which 5 would you pick and why?
Depends on country of origin.
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Hah! I knew it. Most caucasians are practically blind to the differences. I just knew this. I have been speaking with people I deem otherwise fairly intelligent and they are like, "hey, what is that movie with the Chinese guy and the kid who learns karate." "You mean Mr. Miaggi? He's Japanese." "Whatever"
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If you were going to recommend the top 5 cities for Asians to move to in So. Cal, which 5 would you pick and why?
Cerritos, Irvine, San Gabriel valley, Korea town, Rosemead.

Just go. Nuff said.
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So why do Asians suck at motorsports?
It's odd, because they have both the physique and the technology to be very successful.

Can't think of any real good Asian driver in F1, WRC, indycars or even MotoGP (Kato was a boss though).
I know some of you would not consider NASCAR a motorsport but Kyle Larson was rookie of the year recently and he's half Japanese (from Elk Grove, CA). Does that count?
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Cerritos, Irvine, San Gabriel valley, Korea town, Rosemead.

Just go. Nuff said.
I was in Irvine, Cerritos, and Rosemead today! Haha
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If you were going to recommend the top 5 cities for Asians to move to in So. Cal, which 5 would you pick and why?
San Marino, Arcadia, Walnut, K-Town (but be careful) and Irvine.
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Why are the accents in Fresh Off the Boat so garbage? Not authentic...especially that hot ass mom.
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