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      04-14-2016, 09:56 AM   #243
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British show called... something... LUTHER - that's it. Idris Elba in full British hood-speak. I suspect his real accent is a bit more posh than the character. He is a great actor.
I remember seeing some of the Wire clips and I was blown away by how he pulled it off. It was awesome.
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2. Luther Vandross/Teddy Pendergrass
Never heard of Teddy Pendergrass before tonight, but from what I hear so far, his music is so high on the baby making scale, I'd spontaneously impregnate women... As in, a girl I've never met before would knock on my door and say she's halfway pregnant with my son, and sure enough, the paternity test results would say that he's undoubtedly mine
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***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****, how much truth is in here?



Lol that was fun.
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Never heard of Teddy Pendergrass before tonight, but from what I hear so far, his music is so high on the baby making scale, I'd spontaneously impregnate women... As in, a girl I've never met before would knock on my door and say she's halfway pregnant with my son, and sure enough, the paternity test results would say that he's undoubtedly mine
And knowing your luck, that just very well might be the case.
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And knowing your luck, that just very well might be the case.
Haha. True. Girl got pregnant, still didn't get laid. N-n-naFARious.
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Haha. True. Girl got pregnant, still didn't get laid. N-n-naFARious.
Call Simon LeBon...there's a hit waiting!!
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Paul Mooney was on the Foxx Hole comedy channel this morning...Ironic?!?!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Why Hennessy?
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Never heard of Teddy Pendergrass before tonight, but from what I hear so far, his music is so high on the baby making scale, I'd spontaneously impregnate women... As in, a girl I've never met before would knock on my door and say she's halfway pregnant with my son, and sure enough, the paternity test results would say that he's undoubtedly mine
LOOOOTHA!
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Why Hennessy?
I thougt it was Courvoisier?
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^This...

Hennessy does have a place in the Brotha' arsenal
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I thougt it was Courvoisier?
Naawwwh man,

Hennessy seems to come up more often
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Why Hennessy?
When black soldiers were stationed in Southwest France during both World Wars, they consumed high levels of it, and it continued to trickle downward into pop culture and rap.
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I thougt it was Courvoisier?
Martell, as well. And Remy Martin.
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On of my fondest memories from junior high revolves around this guy, we'll call him Rodney (I think that was his name). We had a Levitz furniture store in town. The front of the store was this huge warehouse, probably 3 stories high, and all the furniture was in racks in there. You had to walk through all that to get to the showroom.

On weekends we'd ride bikes over there and play hide/seek, but 3-D since we would climb all over those racks. More than a few times we all gave up because nobody could find Rodney. We'd walk up and down aisles, sorta whispering "KNEEEE-grrrr. Come out KNEEEEEE-grrrr." More than once we eventually found him passed out on a couch about 2 stacks up.
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When black soldiers were stationed in Southwest France during both World Wars, they consumed high levels of it, and it continued to trickle downward into pop culture and rap.
Downward is the correct direction.
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Downward is the correct direction.
Amen.
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On of my fondest memories from junior high revolves around this guy, we'll call him Rodney (I think that was his name). We had a Levitz furniture store in town. The front of the store was this huge warehouse, probably 3 stories high, and all the furniture was in racks in there. You had to walk through all that to get to the showroom.

On weekends we'd ride bikes over there and play hide/seek, but 3-D since we would climb all over those racks. More than a few times we all gave up because nobody could find Rodney. We'd walk up and down aisles, sorta whispering "KNEEEE-grrrr. Come out KNEEEEEE-grrrr." More than once we eventually found him passed out on a couch about 2 stacks up.
Bro! Blast from the past! LEVITZ!

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^This...

Hennessy does have a place in the Brotha' arsenal
Hennessy is my default drink...

I can keep a glass filled all night, without getting sick or incoherently drunk. Lots of practice in guess, as I have been drinking it many many years.

Back when I was younger, and Hennessy was a bit pricey for me, it was luxurious to drink that amongst friends and family. If we couldn't afford Hennessy, the default drink was E & J VSOP. We were Ballas, right?lol.

I know, I know... my upbringing was a bit ghetto but I've grown up since then. (somewhat)

Just a Lil tip, if your having trouble with hang time in the bedroom, or if you just kinda bored with the same woman over and over again, just drink some Hennessy till your feelings right...

You can thank me later
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Hennessy is my default drink...

I can keep a glass filled all night, without getting sick or incoherently drunk. Lots of practice in guess, as I have been drinking it many many years.

Back when I was younger, and Hennessy was a bit pricey for me, it was luxurious to drink that amongst friends and family. If we couldn't afford Hennessy, the default drink was E & J VSOP. We were Ballas, right?lol.

I know, I know... my upbringing was a bit ghetto but I've grown up since then. (somewhat)

Just a Lil tip, if your having trouble with hang time in the bedroom, or if you just kinda bored with the same woman over and over again, just drink some Hennessy till your feelings right...

You can thank me later
For some reason, I read this entire post in the voice of Billy Dee Williams.
Is that racist?
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