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      03-24-2016, 09:17 PM   #265
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Why are the accents in Fresh Off the Boat so garbage? Not authentic...especially that hot ass mom.
hahaha

Family should have been Cantonese and then they can hire Russell Peters as a character.

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hahaha

Family should have been Cantonese and then they can hire Russell Peters as a character.

Why am I all of a sudden hungry for dim sum?

Russell is the man.
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I saw Russell Peters at the Mt Winery. Say in front row and yelled out "we love you Russell!" And he said "love you too. What kind of asian are you?" Lol
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I saw Russell Peters at the Mt Winery. Say in front row and yelled out "we love you Russell!" And he said "love you too. What kind of asian are you?" Lol
WUUUUU!!!!
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WUUUUU!!!!
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I said "Vietnamese." Then he asked "oh do you know Cung Le?! (Who was sitting a few rows behind me)"

Me- i have heard of him but don't know him personally.
Russell- dude did you just call Cung Le an asshole??!!
Me- shit no no!
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Why am I all of a sudden hungry for dim sum?

Russell is the man.
Every time I go for dim sum, I hear everyone scuffing their feet on the floor. Genuine question, why do asians drag their feet on the floor? Cultural? Coolness factor? Grandma's do it too!! I would do it too, but I'm afraid I'll trip.
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Muhahahaha..... Turn over.
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Every time I go for dim sum, I hear everyone scuffing their feet on the floor. Genuine question, why do asians drag their feet on the floor? Cultural? Coolness factor? Grandma's do it too!! I would do it too, but I'm afraid I'll trip.
It's ninja practice. No, it's cooler sounding with inside slippers. I think it's an old grandma thing.
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Muhahahaha..... Turn over.
hard medium soft?

soft then (turn) HARD BITCH!
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hard medium soft?

soft then (turn) HARD BITCH!
You so strong! You big!
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hard medium soft?

soft then (turn) HARD BITCH!
You so strong! You big!
Lol

Shoot to hit her face and then laugh LOL
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Lol

Shoot to hit her face and then laugh LOL
Extra tip! Lol
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Extra tip! Lol
wasnt MY fault!
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Muhahahaha..... Turn over.

You like happy ending?
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Who has the best drink?

Taiwan - Milk Tea
Thailand - Thai Tea
Vietnam - Viet Iced Coffee
Korea - Barley tea
Hong Kong - Iced Lemon Tea
Japan - Calpico (or Green Tea - not sure what specialty drink they have in the land of the rising sun)
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Who has the best drink?

Taiwan - Milk Tea
Thailand - Thai Tea
Vietnam - Viet Iced Coffee
Korea - Barley tea
Hong Kong - Iced Lemon Tea
Japan - Calpico (or Green Tea - not sure what specialty drink they have in the land of the rising sun)
For correction Koreans drink barley tea as if it was water. It's not a specialty drink at all.

Who has the best alcohol consumption and culture? Koreans for sure. We don't care about boba

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For correction Koreans drink barley tea as if it was water. It's not a specialty drink at all.
Yea - I couldn't think of any specialty drink that are popular for Koreans who are underage or those who do not consume alcohol.

First thing that popped into my mind was that barley tea...yummy
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For correction Koreans drink barley tea as if it was water. It's not a specialty drink at all.
Yea - I couldn't think of any specialty drink that are popular for Koreans who are underage or those who do not consume alcohol.

First thing that popped into my mind was that barley tea...yummy
Yakult for Japan. Banana milk for Korea.
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Yakult for Japan. Banana milk for Korea.
Yup. That shit makes your breath smell real good. Take shot before hitting on chicks.
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Yea - I couldn't think of any specialty drink that are popular for Koreans who are underage or those who do not consume alcohol.

First thing that popped into my mind was that barley tea...yummy
No such thing as underage Koreans who don't consume alcohol.

That's why they have yogurt (yogloo) soju. So you can take home underage bitches.
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