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      04-15-2016, 01:27 PM   #265
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Hennessy is my default drink...

I can keep a glass filled all night, without getting sick or incoherently drunk. Lots of practice in guess, as I have been drinking it many many years.

Back when I was younger, and Hennessy was a bit pricey for me, it was luxurious to drink that amongst friends and family. If we couldn't afford Hennessy, the default drink was E & J VSOP. We were Ballas, right?lol.

I know, I know... my upbringing was a bit ghetto but I've grown up since then. (somewhat)

Just a Lil tip, if your having trouble with hang time in the bedroom, or if you just kinda bored with the same woman over and over again, just drink some Hennessy till your feelings right...

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For some reason, I read this entire post in the voice of Billy Dee Williams.
Is that racist?
Yes - but Ohhhh so right
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Hennessy is my default drink...

I can keep a glass filled all night, without getting sick or incoherently drunk. Lots of practice in guess, as I have been drinking it many many years.

Back when I was younger, and Hennessy was a bit pricey for me, it was luxurious to drink that amongst friends and family. If we couldn't afford Hennessy, the default drink was E & J VSOP. We were Ballas, right?lol.

I know, I know... my upbringing was a bit ghetto but I've grown up since then. (somewhat)

Just a Lil tip, if your having trouble with hang time in the bedroom, or if you just kinda bored with the same woman over and over again, just drink some Hennessy till your feelings right...

You can thank me later
For some reason, I read this entire post in the voice of Billy Dee Williams.
Is that racist?
Lol, not at all.

Kind of a a compliment, actually. That guy was a legend with the ladies during his time.

Me, not so much, lol.

Funny enough, if you met my next door neighbor during my youth, you could tell that Billy December was his idol... even down to the caddy parked out front.
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Yes - but Ohhhh so right
It did seem right, didn't it. And I suspect he is past THESE days...
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It did seem right, didn't it. And I suspect he is past THESE days...
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Also, works great in a Barry White voice!
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Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
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Swimming
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Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
Ice skate
Swimming
1. Not a real sport.
2. See above.
3. Allergies.
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Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
Ice skate
Swimming
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1. Not a real sport.
2. See above.
3. Allergies.
Alternative answers:
1. Racism
2. Too cold
3. Middle Passage
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1. Not a real sport.
2. See above.
3. Allergies.
Allergic to water? wtf.
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Allergic to water? wtf.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aquagenic+urticaria
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Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
Ice skate
Swimming
Ghey.

Except when skating is in context of hockey...which Black people don't do much of either...
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Also, works great in a Barry White voice!
Not so well in Chris Tucker voice.
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Do you think other races listen to Joe?

Joe's my shit. "And Then..." never gets old.
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Do you think other races listen to Joe?

Joe's my shit. "And Then..." never gets old.
Joe is also in the mix...
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Took down a girl to Keith Sweat's Nobody once
I listened to the quiet storm every night back in the day....

Ralph Tresvant
Johnny Gill
Keith Sweat
R. Kelley
Aaron Hall
Lenny Williams
Luther
The O'Jays
Freddy Jackson
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Klymaxx
Janet had a couple songs that never got radio play that were NASTY

EDIT: Forgot JODECI!!!
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I listened to the quiet storm every night back in the day....

Ralph Tresvant
Johnny Gill
Keith Sweat
R. Kelley
Aaron Hall
Lenny Williams
Luther
The O'Jays
Freddy Jackson
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Klymaxx
Janet had a couple songs that never got radio play that were NASTY

EDIT: Forgot JODECI!!!
Love the New Edition solo guys. This is a solid list. Throw in some Silk.

Giving away my age!
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Even though I'm not black, but my fave cocktail is Coke + Hennessy. Just throwing it out there.
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Took down a girl to Keith Sweat's Nobody once
An amazing song.

Late 90z, early 2000s R&b was the pinnacle, it just hasn't been as good since.
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Took down a girl to Keith Sweat's Nobody once
An amazing song.

Late 90z, early 2000s R&b was the pinnacle, it just hasn't been as good since.
Very true but some newcomers are trying. Check out Gallant's new album that in parts sounds a lot like that older stuff. I also like dvsn and Majid Jordan that I'd put under R&an but they're still diff. That older R&B was unfortunately replaced by new age pop-ish stuff like Frank Ocean, Chris Brown, Weeknd, Miguel etc (who are good in their own rights but just not what the genre used to be).
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Took down a girl to Keith Sweat's Nobody once
I listened to the quiet storm every night back in the day....

Ralph Tresvant
Johnny Gill
Keith Sweat
R. Kelley
Aaron Hall
Lenny Williams
Luther
The O'Jays
Freddy Jackson
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Klymaxx
Janet had a couple songs that never got radio play that were NASTY

EDIT: Forgot JODECI!!!
Epic list. What about adding Babyface, Blackstreet, Christopher Williams, Jodeci, Ralph Tresvant, Silk, Sean Levert and round out the list with a little Usher?
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I listened to the quiet storm every night back in the day....

Ralph Tresvant
Johnny Gill
Keith Sweat
R. Kelley
Aaron Hall
Lenny Williams
Luther
The O'Jays
Freddy Jackson
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Klymaxx
Janet had a couple songs that never got radio play that were NASTY

EDIT: Forgot JODECI!!!
Love the New Edition solo guys. This is a solid list. Throw in some Silk.

Giving away my age!
Sounds like we are all around the same age. I grew up listening to New Edition.....
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Do you think other races listen to Joe?

Joe's my shit. "And Then..." never gets old.
Yes. Joe has multi-racial appeal and all of his albums have been in my collection for decades.
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