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      07-05-2009, 04:17 AM   #309
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wow, tonight was eventful!

At a party. Cops show up. They look right at me and tell me to get in line to show them my ID. I slip out the back door, then my brother and I hop a fence and run for our lives. We hide on the side of a house for 20 min, then walk back and see the cops interagating 3 or 4 people on the side of the house. My brother wasnt drinking so he pops my car's trunk, which i climbed into, then drives away. Cops pull him over and breathalize him then let him go. (I had drank 5 beers and had 2 shots of captain morgan 100 proof. Plus, i hadnt eatin dinner... or lunch haha)
tonight was my first encounter with cops at a party.
wtf
i miss those days. those were good times. haha
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      07-05-2009, 05:44 AM   #310
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Rip high school cop encounters
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      07-05-2009, 05:49 PM   #311
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      07-05-2009, 06:08 PM   #312
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      07-08-2009, 06:00 AM   #313
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      07-08-2009, 11:33 PM   #314
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just came back from a pool party...omggg
passed out on the lawn for about 2 hours
i feel like shit right now haha
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      07-11-2009, 10:37 AM   #315
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today will be one of the worst days ever. i think we can use deductive reasoning to figure out why.
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      07-11-2009, 03:56 PM   #316
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      07-11-2009, 07:26 PM   #317
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Beer Olympics tonight. I will be on later, and i will be HAMMERED
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      07-11-2009, 08:18 PM   #318
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Beer Olympics tonight. I will be on later, and i will be HAMMERED
so you basically aspire to get drunk and get online with your invisible e-friends?
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      07-11-2009, 09:30 PM   #319
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I lied im sobar =)
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      07-12-2009, 05:07 AM   #320
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Fucking-A
That's the second party I've been to in a week where I've had to sweat the cops.
Fuck being underage haha. I had 1 beer at midnight, then had to dip out and wait till 2 to make sure that my BAC was zero.
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      07-12-2009, 05:16 AM   #321
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you may technically have a clear BAC (im not sure), but i think youd still fail a breathalyzer test
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      07-13-2009, 04:35 AM   #324
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      07-14-2009, 03:49 AM   #325
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wam bam steal the van!!!

my brother and I are 19-0 at beer pong! YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
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      07-19-2009, 02:39 AM   #326
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      07-26-2009, 04:34 AM   #327
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drunk!
kickbacks are so much more chill than parties! at least we dont have t worry about cops!!!

tequila, smirnoff, captain and coors!!!!

POR QUE BLAZE IT!!!!!!!!!
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      08-02-2009, 03:19 AM   #328
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severely buzzing right now but not drunk fuck I dropped my thing
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      08-02-2009, 03:46 AM   #329
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Wow that wore off FAST
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      08-02-2009, 06:33 AM   #330
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so appearantly my little brother isnt allowed to be out this late haha
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