[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i can't figure out how this youtube embed thing works but funny video on how guys "function" in relationships

You just copy/paste a YouTube link here and it embeds automatically.

How was the parallel parking? Did you get horizontal?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by bimmette

You just copy/paste a YouTube link here and it embeds automatically.

How was the parallel parking? Did you get horizontal?

eh, she was a fast learner which gave more time for festivities

we didn't really click though, she's way too grounded and not creative for me so we just agreed on moving on. wouldn't call her boring but wouldn't disagree if someone else did

[yco]

the older i get, dating feels more energy consuming..

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by yco

the older i get, dating feels more energy consuming..

The older you get, everything is more energy consuming.

[Turkish Pickle]

someone please get laid soon, we can't have the cheater thread overtake us

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

someone please get laid soon, we can't have the cheater thread overtake us

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

someone please get laid soon, we can't have the cheater thread overtake us

I suddenly feel like a double agent now.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

I suddenly feel like a double agent now.

we can forgive and move on
but one question: why did you end up marrying the woman that you cheated with?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

we can forgive and move on
but one question: why did you end up marrying the woman that you cheated with?

Forgive me, I'm a little confused by your question. Are we talking wife 1 (mother of children and leach to society as well as my wallet) or wife 2 (the cheating succubus)?

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Forgive me, I'm a little confused by your question. Are we talking wife 1 (mother of children and leach to society as well as my wallet) or wife 2 (the cheating succubus)?

never mind i just re-read your post, i got this the wrong way around so i thought you cheated on your first wife with the second wife

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

never mind i just re-read your post, i got this the wrong way around so i thought you cheated on your first wife with the second wife

Funny you should say just this very thing. It actually almost happened. At one time I was delivering pizza's to make some extra money on the weekend. Oddly enough the girl that I had a crush on all through high school and who eventually became the 2nd wife coincidentally was my boss at the pizza joint. She intentionally moved my shift to keep me away from her while working there. I thought she was being a bitch about it at the time. When we started dating she reminded me of it and explained it was to keep her from throwing herself at me. She had always wanted the same thing I did, but I was the guy with long hair and tattoos and she was the goody-two shoe type so she didn't think I would be interested. I was...in fact....VERY interested.

So yeah, that almost happened too in a strange small world type situation...7 years before we started dating and then married. Funny how things work.

[nyalpine90]

this thread needs

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

someone please get laid soon, we can't have the cheater thread overtake us

I've been spending time with a pretty special one but I don't want to jinx it by posting here. We had a bit of a 2-day date that was pretty awesome. She's a Halle Berry look-alike without the crazy. Smart, grounded, beautiful and a genuinely nice lady. She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.

So, your mother didn't breast feed you long enough?











you know the drill, just messing with you

[Run Silent]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.

There is something seriously wrong with me when I originally read this sentence as "a born nutcracker and caretaker".

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I've been spending time with a pretty special one but I don't want to jinx it by posting here. We had a bit of a 2-day date that was pretty awesome. She's a Halle Berry look-alike without the crazy. Smart, grounded, beautiful and a genuinely nice lady. She's a born nurturer and caretaker. Pretty incredible.

Begs the obvious question...but I do wish you the best in your search! My friend has said it is pretty slim pickings out there, so it would be amazing to find the proverbial needle in the haystack.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

There is something seriously wrong with me when I originally read this sentence as "a born nutcracker and caretaker".

Sure, we can go with that. But I bet your dear wife, if asked, could come up with a litany of other things that would equally lead to the same conclusion.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

There is something seriously wrong with me when I originally read this sentence as "a born nutcracker and caretaker".

DAMN IT! Now I can't read it any other way

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, your mother didn't breast feed you long enough?













you know the drill, just messing with you

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

There is something seriously wrong with me when I originally read this sentence as "a born nutcracker and caretaker".

That just means BP OT is working on your brain...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Begs the obvious question...but I do wish you the best in your search! My friend has said it is pretty slim pickings out there, so it would be amazing to find the proverbial needle in the haystack.

Her ex cheated on her. She hit me up because of my smile (her words).

The pickings are extremely slim. The list of unsuitable's is long and scary with a depth chart that you wouldn't believe. One of my best days was deleting my profiles from the abattoir of dating sites. I hope to never go back.

[aozer]

At restaurant waiting in my car right now for date to show up. Anxious as fuck.