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      07-14-2016, 06:48 AM   #33947
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I see the gift of time was out last night... but yeah early and raining....
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      07-14-2016, 08:09 AM   #33948
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Sunny today, rode bike to work, going to rain all weekend.


Might try to beat the rain and go golfing saturday and going kart racing on sunday.
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Sunny today, rode bike to work, going to rain all weekend.


Might try to beat the rain and go golfing saturday and going kart racing on sunday.
Only rain for the weekend ? You're a Lucky guy ...
Last 2 months we saw only rain in Belgium (Apocalypse) and of course today rain and for the whole weekend more shit !
It's probably the Belgian summer...and it really s@cks !

Wash the ///M => Nope .
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Only rain for the weekend ? You're a Lucky guy ...
Last 2 months we saw only rain in Belgium (Apocalypse) and of course today rain and for the whole weekend more shit !
It's probably the Belgian summer...and it really s@cks !

Wash the ///M => Nope .
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Lately it's been rain almost every single day, few days between with sunshine so take advantage and hop on the bike whenever possible. This past Sunday went to the beach with some friends and got sunburnt like a mother fucker.


Are there no indoor activities in Belgium?
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      07-14-2016, 09:16 AM   #33951
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Lately it's been rain almost every single day, few days between with sunshine so take advantage and hop on the bike whenever possible. This past Sunday went to the beach with some friends and got sunburnt like a mother fucker.


Are there no indoor activities in Belgium?
Indoor means for me..

1-Too much work in the madhouse..
2-Gym (Arnold's no pain no gain)
3-Sex.
4-Bimmerpost.
5-Cook and eat.
6-Sleep.

Outdoor is the problem..because everything is wet as shit..
I've a lot of lawn and hedges, see them grow (out of spec) by the rain and can do nothing with the rain..
Do everthing by myself...I just look outside it's really dark (4-PM)... rain...wind and I hear even thunder !
Ohhh.....WTF !!!
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      07-14-2016, 09:18 AM   #33952
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Indoor means for me..

1-Too much work in the madhouse..
2-Gym (Arnold's no pain no gain)
3-Sex.
4-Bimmerpost.
5-Cook and eat.
6-Sleep.

Outdoor is the problem..because everything is wet as shit..
I've a lot of lawn and hedges, see them grow (out of spec) by the rain and can do nothing with the rain..
Do everthing by myself...I just look outside it's really dark (4-PM)... rain...wind and I hear even thunder !
Ohhh.....WTF !!!
Cross-referencing two parts of this post raises some serious concerns.
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Cross-referencing two parts of this post raises some serious concerns.
it's not the only thing that's raised. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You SOB.
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      07-14-2016, 09:32 AM   #33955
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Cross-referencing two parts of this post raises some serious concerns.
- sex ! That I share with chicks !
Saw also our bimmette with her eagles eyes rep. you.!

She likes you guys drop shit on me , because she don't dare ....
Tara where are you girl ? no need to hide...
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      07-14-2016, 09:56 AM   #33956
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You said you do everything alone though. Are said chicks inflatable?
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You said you do everything alone though. Are said chicks inflatable?
Not possible they would blown !

Only the real stuff for me...
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Not possible they would blown !

Only the real stuff for me...
Are you saying you'd hit the doll so hard it would pop?
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Are you saying you'd hit the doll so hard it would pop?
This sounds like "Final destination" !
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      07-14-2016, 11:15 AM   #33960
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Not possible they would blown !

Only the real stuff for me...
Are you saying you'd hit the doll so hard it would pop?
Or is it "so often"?
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I'm going to smoke a 10 pound butt this weekend.
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Or is it "so often"?
"The vinyl had become so worn down that her vagina deflated mid-intercourse. I then cried in bed as she lay there flat as a pancake, unpenatrable."

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I'm going to smoke a 10 pound butt this weekend.
I read this as blunt at first. The former is just as good. Even better combined with the latter.
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Or is it "so often"?
The next video shows my new "American" project I'm working on ...
It's already in testfase stage-3 ..But very soon you guys can order as well .
I said my "American" project !

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so there is K2 drug that turns addicts into zombies lol
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so there is K2 drug that turns addicts into zombies lol
I thought the new cool thing to take PCP's place was Krokodile or something that eats away at your flesh and K2 was just fake weed.
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I thought the new cool thing to take PCP's place was Krokodile or something that eats away at your flesh and K2 was just fake weed.
Bodegas are selling it, on news they show some1 high K2 walking like a zombie lol
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