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      05-29-2010, 09:10 AM   #331
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      05-29-2010, 09:20 AM   #332
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See thats what I'm scared of. I was going 140 down a highway that usually has ZERO cars. I'm just cruising at 140 when I pass by a parked car in the shoulder and I look in my rear view and it was a cop...... I don't think he saw me?
Obviously no radar. If he was just sitting in his car and you had a Vanguard on or something he would have pulled out once he heard you coming

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Aonarch, you're getting an attorney right? Whatever they charge it's gotta be better than what that tickets gonna be.

Off to the track now. To speed legally.
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      05-29-2010, 12:18 PM   #333
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Ouch... how much? Thats waaay into Sonny's "super speeder" range, right?
Hell yes, lol.
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Aonarch, you're getting an attorney right? Whatever they charge it's gotta be better than what that tickets gonna be.

Off to the track now. To speed legally.
I got a Attorney the second I got pulled over. And signed up for defensive driving. I'm also going to get my speedo calibrated.

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Obviously no radar. If he was just sitting in his car and you had a Vanguard on or something he would have pulled out once he heard you coming



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I had mine one but it's laser is horrible. Every other band is top notch, except laser.
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Uh girls dont know shit about cars. Most of them dont even know makes and models.
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      05-29-2010, 01:00 PM   #335
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He probably just meant the majority?
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Alex Roy says that it's the only detector worth a damn, lol... He would know!

You need jammers though, trust me. I got hit by laser at 61 over and I am fucked. fucked fucked. fucked.
I heard jammers don't work with 100% of the radars though? And if its a good detector shouldn't it go off before you get hit with the laser?
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You would emerge for that
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I think girls know more than we give them credit for. Like my gf can't drive, doesn't care about cars that don't "look pretty" but surprised me when I showed her a picture of an Elise and she at least new it was a Lotus
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I think girls know more than we give them credit for. Like my gf can't drive, doesn't care about cars that don't "look pretty" but surprised me when I showed her a picture of an Elise and she at least new it was a Lotus
HHAHAH!
My gf was riding with me and a R35 Skyline drove past.
She said: "isn't that the new Nissan GTR?"
I was like: "I love you."
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You would emerge for that
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      05-29-2010, 02:40 PM   #341
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I think girls that are into cars are so hot. It intensifies the sex
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I think girls that are into cars are so hot. It intensifies the sex
what if she's fat?
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Alex Roy says that it's the only detector worth a damn, lol... He would know!

You need jammers though, trust me. I got hit by laser at 61 over and I am fucked. fucked fucked. fucked.


One word Passport 9500ix.....

I have never gotten a ticket since I bought it. My license is really really bad.. I swear by this thing. The range is sick.. Its just as sensitive as the V1 but its smart because it remembers shopping stores and such. So it shuts up when u pass a radar signal more than 3 times

https://www.escortradar.com/store/passport-9500ix.html

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Well you are one in a million. I would have to video tape some conversations I have for you to be on my side.

The only thing girls know about is Hannah Montana!
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what if she's fat?
me and BavIII have weight limits in our seats, if a fat bitch sits in one it ejects her out the door and onto a treadmill
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Well you are one in a million. I would have to video tape some conversations I have for you to be on my side.

The only thing girls know about is Hannah Montana!
Who is that
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Well you are one in a million. I would have to video tape some conversations I have for you to be on my side.

The only thing girls know about is Hannah Montana!
I beg to differ, they know more than you think.
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Congrats on the 335, lookin good.

So much for the manifold conversion

At least you gotta faster car like you wanted, that was a quick decision on your part, I could never do part with the 325 even if its painfully slow, that's what the Skyline is for
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what if she's fat?
Then we have fat sex.

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me and BavIII have weight limits in our seats, if a fat bitch sits in one it ejects her out the door and onto a treadmill
Fuck yahh. I got the cold weather package so there's always a treadmill in the trunk

Wait, are the folding seats ZCP? Who knows, whatever it is, that's what I got
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I need to get PROceed or JB3...With APR stage 1 and exhaust she is now able to keep up with me...though I can still slowly pull away...Fruition,what mods do you have?
LOVE GTIs' . i had a 1992 16V 2.0L in Montana green. Then I had a Passat 1.8T after E36 M3. Now I have the california edition jetta 2.5L
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Then we have fat sex.



Fuck yahh. I got the cold weather package so there's always a treadmill in the trunk

Wait, are the folding seats ZCP? Who knows, whatever it is, that's what I got
Yeah folding seats are for ZCP.

Sara once again I have a ring for you.

Sorry I was out at a small meet today at Top Speed.
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