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      03-23-2011, 03:26 PM   #331
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HER (Shes fucking pissed now): So I see you know ryan and i are back together. Here a hint... if you want to talk like someone i might give a shit about... then feel free to text me. But if you wantto insult my bf for some reason, then lose my number. I am treated well, and loved and i am happy with him. No other boy in ridgefield interests me, and no other immature individuals are going to upset me. (Shes totally upset already. fail)
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      03-23-2011, 03:30 PM   #332
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Ha, you're from my hometown.
No way! Im actually up in hartford @ college right now, but i still go there pretty often. Its milf heaven, and sitting on mainstreet on a warm sunday afternoon you see so many nice cars. Saw a 458 italia on black friday back in november. It was awesome.
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      03-23-2011, 03:35 PM   #333
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She is hot

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except... you shouldn't insult her bf
cause you're insulting her

never insult her friends, her bf, or her ex bfs
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      03-23-2011, 04:06 PM   #334
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      03-23-2011, 04:18 PM   #335
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Oh man this didnt go over so well...

ME:sup loser
HER: Wowewww do i know you?
ME: I think so ... how are you?
HER: Im good how are you? Still mad at me?
ME: Nah Im over it, i had a Q for you though.
HER: Figures... whats up?
ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
HER: Tap what?
ME: That
HER: Hahahah Funny
ME: So like... tomorrow sounds good?
HER: "That" is being tapped plenty by my boyfriend
ME: I have a goldfish
HER: I have a dog.... whats your point?
ME: I thought we were discussing things that didnt matter?
HER: Yea well thanks for the offer but i am quite satisfied with where im at in life.
ME: So fucking a fat slob that still isnt past the mentality of a 5 year old.... you're content with such things? good to know.
HER (Shes fucking pissed now): So I see you know ryan and i are back together. Here a hint... if you want to talk like someone i might give a shit about... then feel free to text me. But if you wantto insult my bf for some reason, then lose my number. I am treated well, and loved and i am happy with him. No other boy in ridgefield interests me, and no other immature individuals are going to upset me. (Shes totally upset already. fail)
ME: lawl actually i had no idea you were back together. Who thefuck else would date you besides him though? Peace out slut.
If it went down like this then I salute you!
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      03-23-2011, 04:19 PM   #336
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Wakka you're a bitxh if you forwarded that pic to her
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      03-23-2011, 04:24 PM   #337
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Wakka you're a bitxh if you forwarded that pic to her
uhh whoa what? Forwarded what pic to who? idk what youre talkin about dude?

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If it went down like this then I salute you!


i left a tiny bit out that was unimportant. but yea it went down like that.
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      03-23-2011, 04:26 PM   #339
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uhh whoa what? Forwarded what pic to who? idk what youre talkin about dude?





i left a tiny bit out that was unimportant. but yea it went down like that.
interesting last name...

and i think he meant me, but don't worry collin i didn't ask
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      03-23-2011, 04:32 PM   #340
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interesting last name...

and i think he meant me, but don't worry collin i didn't ask
i still dont know wtf hes talking about though...?

and yea the girls italian believe it or not.
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skinny said she was hot so she must have seen the pic I PM'd you
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ohhh... uhh no i did not send it to her i can promise you that. I didnt send it to anyone.

Its your pic you send it to who you want to.
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      03-23-2011, 04:38 PM   #344
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skinny said she was hot so she must have seen the pic I PM'd you
i was talking about the picture of the girl i sent you that i found on google
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      03-23-2011, 04:40 PM   #345
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Your take on this SkinnyCow?

http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=396904

The single life is where it's at.
i remember that thread, and lol at Aonacrch given women advice.
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i was talking about the picture of the girl i sent you that i found on google
I never saw it remember, but I bet she wasnt as hot as this cyclops girl I have
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I never saw it remember, but I bet she wasnt as hot as this cyclops girl I have
The hottest woman in the world are either:

A.)Persian
B.) Lebanese
C.) American
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The hottest woman in the world are either:

A.)Persian
B.) Lebanese
C.) American
lemme guess, persian and lebanese parents?
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Posting while high on crack FTL
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http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=396904

The single life is where it's at.
Didn't read all of it.. but damn...
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