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      04-24-2020, 10:09 AM   #3675
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I'm attempting a no fap period, guessing my wife will get a surprise facial soon.
WTF?! Why in the world would you impose a no fap period on yourself, you monster?!
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      04-24-2020, 11:02 AM   #3677
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My confession- I couldn't stand having "Johnjohn Kennedy" thick lumpy wavy big hair anymore, and called a haircutter friend and got a blackmarket haircut today after we screened each other out. I'm not worried at all but am now back in quarantine, hoping for the best.
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      04-24-2020, 11:22 AM   #3678
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I'm attempting a no fap period, guessing my wife will get a surprise facial soon.
WTF?! Why in the world would you impose a no fap period on yourself, you monster?!
Trust me dawgg this is the best. You dont wanna spill seeds for no reason, even when having sex you can hold back your ejaculation but still ORGASM. The reason why you dont also beat ur chicken is that its a waste of time but more importantly its life force in there. I use to do it alot but saw parts of my life deteriorate, no girl freind, no healthy eyebrows, bad temper and bad grades. I decided to stop and alot of good things happen. Also u stop lusting for useless women and try instead to find love. You also get harder and you can orgasm 3-5 times without even cumming. Real stuff search up tantra sex to
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Holy shit. Now I know why my eyebrows fell out.
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      04-24-2020, 11:43 AM   #3680
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I thought it was choke your chicken or beat your meat. Never heard of beating your chicken. :
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Trust me dawgg this is the best. You dont wanna spill seeds for no reason, even when having sex you can hold back your ejaculation but still ORGASM. The reason why you dont also beat ur chicken is that its a waste of time but more importantly its life force in there. I use to do it alot but saw parts of my life deteriorate, no girl freind, no healthy eyebrows, bad temper and bad grades. I decided to stop and alot of good things happen. Also u stop lusting for useless women and try instead to find love. You also get harder and you can orgasm 3-5 times without even cumming. Real stuff search up tantra sex to
I'm guessing it would have the opposite effect you wont look for love at all and will take down a hyena if you have to. I'm married just trying it for other benefits and I like to self impose discipline. Builds character if nothing else.
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      04-24-2020, 11:54 AM   #3682
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Holy shit. Now I know why my eyebrows fell out.
When wanting more eyebrows I look at the dishes and environment what humans have more eyebrows and eyelashes. Indians and persians as well as some armenians. Maybe its cuz the sandstorm so they need the eyebrows and eyelashes to sheild and protect the optics. I also try eating their food like more zankou chicken and indian food such ass keema, alu puri, tandori chicken, varios currys with goat and wild game, gopi lassi, paneer and my fave the kulfi ice cream. After that u can feel that these foods are nutritous and make ur poop come out super soft but my eyebrows are looking better. Depends in genetics to.
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      04-24-2020, 11:56 AM   #3683
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Trust me dawgg this is the best. You dont wanna spill seeds for no reason, even when having sex you can hold back your ejaculation but still ORGASM. The reason why you dont also beat ur chicken is that its a waste of time but more importantly its life force in there. I use to do it alot but saw parts of my life deteriorate, no girl freind, no healthy eyebrows, bad temper and bad grades. I decided to stop and alot of good things happen. Also u stop lusting for useless women and try instead to find love. You also get harder and you can orgasm 3-5 times without even cumming. Real stuff search up tantra sex to
I'm guessing it would have the opposite effect you wont look for love at all and will take down a hyena if you have to. I'm married just trying it for other benefits and I like to self impose discipline. Builds character if nothing else.
Yes but u will automatically stop when you have a giant mirror in your room. You end up watching urself do it and think how pathetitic you are, use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.
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I thought it was choke your chicken or beat your meat. Never heard of beating your chicken. :
More like sea cucumber but thosr are expensive but good in soup YO!
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      04-24-2020, 12:06 PM   #3685
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God.......I'm dying over here!
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      04-24-2020, 12:14 PM   #3686
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      04-24-2020, 12:30 PM   #3687
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Yes but u will automatically stop when you have a giant mirror in your room. You end up watching urself do it and think how pathetitic you are, use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.
I think you have a different set of problems here.
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      04-24-2020, 12:31 PM   #3688
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For the record, I still think he's a monster, but maybe should have kept it to myself
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      04-24-2020, 12:36 PM   #3689
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I think you have a different set of problems here.
Naw man shits real some people actually do it while they fap and i use to. Aint no joke and gotta cut that quick
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      04-24-2020, 12:45 PM   #3690
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The confession thread took an interesting turn today:
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No no, this is good. Next time I'm playing never have I ever I'm definitely asking if anyone "rubbed their nipples like a sissy" while "beating their chicken"
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No no, this is good. Next time I'm playing never have I ever I'm definitely asking if anyone "rubbed their nipples like a sissy" while "beating their chicken"
Isn't that against the law in some states???
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No no, this is good. Next time I'm playing never have I ever I'm definitely asking if anyone "rubbed their nipples like a sissy" while "beating their chicken"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

So 213e90n51 wouldn't beat it in public!

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      04-24-2020, 01:31 PM   #3696
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So 213e90n51 wouldn't beat it in public!

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