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      08-11-2016, 03:43 PM   #36983
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Thatd be even better, I'm totally down. Duo trip always makes things better, especially the ride! Crazy times would ensue, so I hope you can keep up.
I'll keep up just fine. That would be a cool trip!
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      08-11-2016, 03:54 PM   #36984
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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...

Ooohhhhh... I see what you did there...
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      08-11-2016, 04:46 PM   #36985
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HA HA HA HA!!!

While I would NEVER confirm or deny.... 1MOREMOD came to the rescue
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      08-11-2016, 05:01 PM   #36986
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HA HA HA HA!!!

While I would NEVER confirm or deny.... 1MOREMOD came to the rescue
Clearly, mr cranky pants is doing a lot better now...
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      08-11-2016, 05:02 PM   #36987
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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...

So I'm still good since I have another TEN YEARS before I turn 37.

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      08-11-2016, 05:54 PM   #36988
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Dang, 27???

You're still in diapers then silvergray545 ????

Maybe you and shoei can share expenses since you're still in them, and he's starting to use them again due to old age

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      08-11-2016, 06:00 PM   #36989
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Dang, 27???

You're still in diapers then silvergray545 ????

Maybe you and shoei can share expenses since you're still in them, and he's starting to use them again due to old age

Why do we need to share expenses? We can just take them from your surplus??
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I'm still the youngest you old saggy skin AARP member bitches.
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      08-11-2016, 09:07 PM   #36991
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      08-11-2016, 09:26 PM   #36992
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      08-11-2016, 09:40 PM   #36993
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      08-11-2016, 11:19 PM   #36994
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Outside of a couple fight scenes in the Bourne movies, the fight scene with Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill Vol. 2 is one of my favorites.

When Uma snatches her eyeball out
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      08-12-2016, 02:20 AM   #36995
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Yes. I can out run you. You will get tired. I will win.
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I won't chase, rounds may though
Rounds? Your such a nanny. Besides, I can dodge rounds like the Matrix.
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Random shower thought of the day:

There appear to be a number of races/ethnicities with the word (or variant thereof) of "Asian" in their name, yet they would not typically be thought of as Asian (ie. Caucasian, Indonesian, Polynesian, and India is technically Asia and therefore Asian).

Why is that - why the base.

And more importantly, did we "Cauc"-asians get the first four letters to denote our significant advantages in terms of endowment over the "base"?
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Whoever came up with the world should have renamed caucasians to Alpha-asians. Minorityasians. Whiteasians.
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      08-12-2016, 10:05 AM   #37002
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Random shower thought of the day:

There appear to be a number of races/ethnicities with the word (or variant thereof) of "Asian" in their name, yet they would not typically be thought of as Asian (ie. Caucasian, Indonesian, Polynesian, and India is technically Asia and therefore Asian).

Why is that - why the base.

And more importantly, did we "Cauc"-asians get the first four letters to denote our significant advantages in terms of endowment over the "base"?
Like most things associated with white racial definition, this started with the Germans... used to denote originating from the Caucasus.

Once it became synonymous with Aryan due to usage by he Germans, it was dropped from academic usage and is now only a colloquialism. Wait... you weren't serious... Well, I like your explanation better anyway!

Also: Banned for thinking of Asian cock while showering.
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Like most things associated with white racial definition, this started with the Germans... used to denote originating from the Caucasus.

Once it became synonymous with Aryan due to usage by he Germans, it was dropped from academic usage and is now only a colloquialism. Wait... you weren't serious... Well, I like your explanation better anyway!

Also: Banned for thinking of Asian cock while showering.
Two can play at this...banned for thinking of cock while at work.
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