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OK, how f'ed up is this world? I just typed coconut into google, wondering what else I should type in order to get the results I was looking for and instead of me seeing a coconut, the top results were sex related. I must be getting old...
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I actually control the Internet access and Firewall at our facility, and I get people all the time coming up to me and telling me that they accidently pulled up stuff they shouldn't have. I tell them not to worry about it...we are all adults..and I'm not babysitting any of them unless a pattern starts to develop!
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Otherwise it was all stuff like coconut chop from survivor, how to use coconut in your meals, or some crap like that. Google does learn search patterns though.... |
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I'd be more surprised if you typed anything into google and it wasn't sex related. Perhaps we should start a thread consisting of words that don't have some form of internet sexual based themes. Just some randoms that I'm aware of bees, noses, statues, balloons, feet, stuttering, wood......people have something sexual associated to every-damn-thing.
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Back. Nothing sexual. Well..almost nothing sexual aside from military meaning. And now I understand why you were so hated on the base. |
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Or my brother. Our VP is Russian. He was on a business trip and one of our customers took him to the spa in the hotel and they went in the sauna and the hot tub. So my brother googles Russians in hot tubs also looking for a meme and freaked when the results came up.
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joe how long have you been married?
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girl has to have decent hip mobility and abdominal strength to be spelling anything with her hips lmaoo. Some people are just shy and boring in the sack; spelling coconut will likely hurt my dick if she is weak in the abs
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i mean it works, but the similarity between the stuff either of you tell me is 1:1 i really owe both of you a beer (or a brewery at this point) |
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And don't try to make us believe you don't watch EVERYTHING EVERYONE at teh facility looks at on the web. For me, I ALSO listen to EVERY phone conversation. That was recently added to my list of duties |
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There was a girl in college that I REALLY wanted to hookup with, but could never close the deal. We would always go for a run, occasionally watch a movie, but never more than kiss. One night she texts me around midnight "let's get drunk at your place". I'm like, yesssss about friggin time. We take shots together, laugh, joke around, go to my bedroom and take each other's clothes off and she "knocks out" while I'm kissing her neck. What in the actual fk?! I lay there frustrated for awhile.. finally fall asleep only to wake up to her SQUATTING next to my bed PEEING in my GD floor. I'm in total disbelief, pretend to be asleep, and she gets right back into bed. It's been 8 years.. maybe I should message her on LinkedIn and ask her about it??
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I have to laugh at all the Tinder profiles that state "must be 6' tall or don't talk to me". These same girls would probably be triggered if guys put "must be under 120lbs or don't talk to me".
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I had about a 7-8 year run from the age of 27 on before meeting my current wife. And during that time I had no intentions of being serious with anyone, and I let it show. That kind of attitude goes a long way because then it becomes a game to them. They think..."Well I bet I can change him" and they don't realize they can't win. And then you have the women who had the same attitude as me....so those were "Win_Win" situations already!
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I just typically look at a monthly report I have to show at our Management Meetings. Now if I have a manager come up to me who has concerns about a certain thing, I will setup some monitoring then. But it's only happened 2-3 times....and occurred on "off-shifts".
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I brought a girl home one night after we had been out, she had been over before. She said she was going to take a bath upstairs. I sat down on the couch and started watching TV...and then realized a lot of time had went by. I walked into the bathroom to find her lying in the tub with the water to about her ear level...and pretty much knocked out. I got her up and really drilled her ass about how dangerous that was as she had been drinking. But she hadn't drink that much that night. I later found out that she used Ambien to sleep, and had took one before her bath so that she would be ready for bed. It knocked her completely out. After that I never let her stay over again. It was for the best anyway...as her girlfriend was starting to get jealous of her spending time with me. Yes...she was "Bi"...and her and her girlfriend both had spent the night at my place quite a few different times. But that's another story.....
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