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      03-29-2016, 06:29 PM   #375
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Google double eyelid surgery for more.
Ah! I do know one girl in college that had it done. I'm not sure if it's that popular over here but then again I hardly have any asian friends. lol
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      03-29-2016, 06:57 PM   #376
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Make Asian rooka rike-a Round Eye.

Very popular among NJ Koreans. Know like 3 chicks who've had it done in their teens.
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      03-29-2016, 07:50 PM   #377
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10 Print 'Everyone';
20 Goto 10
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That's weak.

At least alt-e-S-V that shit.
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      03-29-2016, 07:51 PM   #378
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Why you no like your eye.
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      03-29-2016, 08:43 PM   #379
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That's weak.

At least alt-e-S-V that shit.
That's basic.... Like 1982 style.

This is MS hot keys.

Gotta give it to old skool.
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      03-29-2016, 08:44 PM   #380
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Why you no like your eye.
Because peoples think I not see.

I exit now...good luck everybody!!!
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      03-29-2016, 09:39 PM   #381
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Because peoples think I not see.

I exit now...good luck everybody!!!
When she said "gluck everybody else!" I was laughing so hard I teared up. Too funny. And I'm Asian.
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      03-29-2016, 09:41 PM   #382
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Why do some Asians want a fold in their eyelids?
To conform to the western standard of beauty.
I have folds
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      03-29-2016, 10:23 PM   #383
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When she said "gluck everybody else!" I was laughing so hard I teared up. Too funny. And I'm Asian.
I fuckin love it. It happens for real too! Watch out for the Mercedes S classes in Orange County driven by little Asian ladies wearing lace gloves!
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Why do K Pop guys look like teenage girls?
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      03-29-2016, 10:23 PM   #385
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I have folds
On your eyes?
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Why do K Pop guys look like teenage girls?
If anyone disagrees, google the Kpop group Big Bang.

I thought the one with the deep voice was a chick.
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How come so many FOBs (China and HK, not Taiwan) NOT trim or shave their pussy hair?

For real. Yes, even hot ones.
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I have folds
On your eyes?
Yup! I credit the half white genes for powering through.

I'm about to ruin everyone's image of me- but fuck it.

See?!
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Yup! I credit the half white genes for powering through.

I'm about to ruin everyone's image of me- but fuck it.

See?!
Dude....you look like the stoner guy in Clueless who skateboards.
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Yup! I credit the half white genes for powering through.

I'm about to ruin everyone's image of me- but fuck it.

See?!
Dude....you look like the stoner guy in Clueless who skateboards.
Well, I do skate nightly to the queen Mary regularly

I've never smoked weed in my life though.
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That's weak.

At least alt-e-S-V that shit.
That's basic.... Like 1982 style.

This is MS hot keys.

Gotta give it to old skool.
But formatting! Lol
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Wtf are you fools talking about
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I have folds
On your eyes?
Yup! I credit the half white genes for powering through.

I'm about to ruin everyone's image of me- but fuck it.

See?!
EMO ALERT! Sound the bells! Lols
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How come so many FOBs (China and HK, not Taiwan) NOT trim or shave their pussy hair?

For real. Yes, even hot ones.
How do you know about FOBs pussy hair when your username is Mywifes335? Lol
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      03-29-2016, 11:48 PM   #395
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How do you know about FOBs pussy hair when your username is Mywifes335? Lol
1. I wasn't born married.
2. Shhhhhh
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1. I wasn't born married.
2. Shhhhhh
Better clear your browser history
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