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      03-24-2011, 04:28 PM   #397
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i fail way more often the succeed, keep trying you'd be surprised how many bitches in your phone book will seks u if you just ask.
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I don't even need to ask. I know I look good. True story.

They come over after getting intoxicated at the club. Come over after smoking trees. Come over after arguing with the boyfriend. Just for the cock.

Winning.

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I texted some girl asking hey what's up...bla bla bla when can I tap that? lol
she never replied back beeyotch
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I don't even need to ask. I know I look good. True story.

They come over after getting intoxicated at the club. Come over after smoking trees. Come over after arguing with the boyfriend. Just for the cock.

Winning.
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Persian did show me the screen shots. I actually like the way he made her bring up the sex conversation

I on the other hand got denied by a girl I've banged, but haven't seen in forever! She's to hard pressed on not cheating. I FAILED!

First part

Second part
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      03-24-2011, 07:37 PM   #401
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On to the next one. Target acquired. She wants to 'chill' I was pretty damn forward with her. Slept with her friend, and I know girls talk, and I know her friend only had good things to say.
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      03-25-2011, 09:23 AM   #402
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^^ you're such a boss. Only bosses allowed ITT.
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      03-25-2011, 09:29 AM   #403
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I'm not asking how old she is, or trying to go to a bar with her, or boss might turn into pedophile.

Then again I know her friends 21 so maybe I'm ok.

I'm usually not at quite such boss status but lately...

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      03-25-2011, 10:26 AM   #404
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Hahahahahahaahahaaaaaaaa.
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      03-25-2011, 10:27 AM   #405
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You're solid. She cant be younger than 18.
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      03-25-2011, 10:30 AM   #406
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You're solid. She cant be younger than 18.
Well damn
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      03-25-2011, 11:49 AM   #407
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I'm saying she doesn't look younger than 18. But if she is, thatd be your choice to tap it. Shes pretty but not jail time pretty.
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      03-25-2011, 11:54 AM   #408
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I just discovered Boxxy. I love her. And I don't care how old she is.


She's so optimistic and retarded, I've always wanted to fuck a chick like that.
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      03-25-2011, 11:55 AM   #409
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I just discovered Boxxy. I love her. And I don't care how old she is.


She's so optimistic and retarded, I've always wanted to fuck a chick like that.
I agree. I'd fuck the shit out of her when shes legal.

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Ooooh.. isn't that PS?


Where is she now? I just read her whole encyclopediadramatica page. Still don't understand half of it though lol.
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Ooooh.. isn't that PS?


Where is she now? I just read her whole encyclopediadramatica page. Still don't understand half of it though lol.
Dont think its pshop. Think it was before everybody wanted to kill her. I think she removed her self from the internet because 4chan wanted to string her from a tree.
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Boxxy seems like it was a while ago, she probably has two kids by now
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      03-25-2011, 12:09 PM   #413
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Boxxy seems like it was a while ago, she probably has two kids by now
Not that long ago.

I doubt shes even legal yet.
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4channers have always been crazy. She was 16 when it all started, I think. So that means she's 18-19 now.
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boxxy was january last year i think. i don't know if she's legal either, but i'd wear my anon mask while smashing, it would make it okay.
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      03-25-2011, 12:32 PM   #418
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Just tryna catch up on this dope thread...but has anyone banged a coworker? I did and at first it was exciting, but that following Monday sucked ass. She was all attached and stuff.

Good thing she was a temp and left two weeks later!

"Tooted and booted" FTW
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