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But seriously, I don't know how many times my wife thought that only to be wrong, so I understand how you are feeling, but there is a pretty good chance she's wrong and she'll get her period in a few days. If not - what is the plan? |
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10-13-2020, 11:42 AM | #4317 |
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You don't want to bring firearms? Are you sure...like absolutely positive...that you are American?
I'm starting to grow suspicious of you. Might have to dox you to the Democrats as you might just well be the missing link they need to prove Russian collusion. Dasvidaniya, Прощай |
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10-13-2020, 11:52 AM | #4318 | |
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10-13-2020, 12:09 PM | #4319 |
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10-13-2020, 12:11 PM | #4320 |
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Congrats on the job! If I'm reading this right, and please forgive me I'm a little scatter brained today, but congrats on not having a child?
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10-13-2020, 02:19 PM | #4321 | |
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What do you mean by relying on her? the pickle stays wrapped, if thats what you were getting at. |
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10-13-2020, 11:34 PM | #4325 |
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Confession.
I have had Covid since last Wednesday and have never been so miserable in my life. Think I caught every single symptom minus the worst one which is that I can obviously still breathe. Not well, but it's not so bad I need oxygen yet. Just hard to take deep breaths. The worst is that I've constantly had a dry mouth and half the time can barely even swallow. Which freaks me out to say the least. I miss not being sore and tired and cold/hot all the time. I really miss smelling and tasting stuff. 😕 I know at this point a lot of ppl still mock this shit, which is easy enough when you don't have to deal with it head on, but please be safe out there everybody, If not for yourself, for your loved ones. I wore a mask everywhere and it was someone I live with that didn't at the wrong time and brought it home that fucked me. I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone. (Except the Chinese. I hope they all get it.) |
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That's what I was getting at. You were picking up what I was dropping. Great news on the job as well!
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Unless you were going for a "Bullet Tooth Tony" approach and were hoping the intimidation factor of a .44 was enough. Then again, if that were the case, go for broke and haul out the S&W .500. Be enough to put down an elephant. Last edited by Joekerr; 10-14-2020 at 08:43 AM.. |
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"The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence." |
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Pickle, firstly, I’m happy all is well. BUT. I don’t like that she told you she thought she was pregnant especially after reading you are taking precautions. It’s not like you were irresponsible and not wrapping up. Why wouldn’t she take the test first. I feel like it was to see your reaction. Me no like. Just my $0.02
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I mean if anything, I didn't freak out to her but the boys would tell you a completely different story. I just told her to go get a test and that we can talk about it after the results but of course the boys got the "GUYS HELP I MIGHT BE A FATHER WHAT IS FASTEST METHOD TO OFF MYSELF" text |
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