[DM1]

We all fart so there's no reason to hide it,... I'm a farter and my wife has to deal with it, after 2 years she is now the one punishing me

She laughs at me because when I'm in the bathroom I start laughing every time I fart, I just can't help but laughing about the fact that a flammable gas comes out of a human body!

[thedean786]

My brother tells me that no matter where they are or what they are doing he always makes sure to never ever fart around his wife. That and curse as well.

[flukey]

Originally Posted by shiggy

this thread is f@%ked up.....hilarious...but f@%ked up!!
while lying in bed i fart and then throw the sheets over her head!

+1

definately the way to do it haha

[Spool]

Actually only i'm allowed to fart, i've told all my GFs in the past, that if you fart, and it stinks, i'm walking out on you...

She can do whatever in the convenience of her bathroom, but in front of me, she will practice her best manners.

[Couch]

If you can't fart in front of the significant other and it be laughable they're not worth dating imo.

My dad told me that one time while he and my mom were in line to buy movie tickets a younger couple was in front of them. The guy ripped ass. My dad leaned over the the girl and said, "How dare you fart in front of him like that." According to my dad, the girl apparently blushed and the guy almost fell over laughing.

I wish I could have been there. My dad does funny shit like that all the time.

[darkcloud]

I let it rip. She'll deal with it. Now she's a silent killer. We'll be watching tv and BAM, I'm falling off the coach the stench is so bad and she just laughs it up. At least she gets an audible warning from me to steer clear haha.

[Spool]

Damn you guys must be lenient with that, next time you are doing her doggy style just look at her anus. Then think back to that moment she farts and realize it's coming out of that hole, and fart is little molecules of shit. So you are inhaling little particles of shit.

[phantom330]

I don't "let em rip" in front of my wife, but if one slips so be it. She doesn't do it in front of me (ever) so I don't really think I should in front of her. You have to imagine it's a pretty big turnoff.

[Greeney]

How could I live with out flatus in my life... my girlfriend does it all the time, its hilarious... I love farting.

[Carolyn Post]

farting is just s funny and it feels really good just to get that gas out when you need too! :-P

[DM1]

Originally Posted by Spool

Damn you guys must be lenient with that, next time you are doing her doggy style just look at her anus.

That's actually a turn on to me,... I'm not into anal sex but who knows, it's kinda kinky and I've always wondered how it feels like

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by Carolyn Post

farting is just s funny and it feels really good just to get that gas out when you need too! :-P

u forgot about the smell

[truong321]

Originally Posted by DM1

That's actually a turn on to me,... I'm not into anal sex but who knows, it's kinda kinky and I've always wondered how it feels like

[down4it]

Most of you guys are just nasty... I thought people who drive bimmers would have some class but i was wrong... I dont do it and neither does my GF... Burping is fine but keep whats in your ass away from me...

If i go out with a girl on a first date and she farts, after i superman that ho, i'll take her out with the garbage...

[truong321]

Originally Posted by down4it

If i go out with a girl on a first date and she farts, after i superman that ho, i'll take her out with the garbage...

ho? garbage?

don't talk about class if you don't have any.

[DM1]

Don't we all want a lady in the street and a freaking whore in bed??? What does that have to do with class??? So now classy people don't fart??? I'm sorry for them having all that gas inside,... now THAT'S NASTY!!! LOL

I say just take that gas off of your body!!!

[DesiGUY]

did anyone's gf/wife/night-stand fart when shez naked?

my 1 night-stand did... twas horibble.
anyways, i finished the job and never called her again.

[The_Blob]

Although, I don't think I want to brag about it, but my farts can be so loud - it can cause hearing damage. I think I will have to change my diet so I won't fart as much. For me, eating a lot of vegetables, dairy, and whole wheat products make me fart dangerously loud. My farts don't smell much, but they can be very loud to the point that ear plugs should be worn. I'm planning to go into a relationship when I find the right lady, but I'll have to control my farting in the beginning for sure.

[Year's_End]

Originally Posted by Spool

Damn you guys must be lenient with that, next time you are doing her doggy style just look at her anus. Then think back to that moment she farts and realize it's coming out of that hole, and fart is little molecules of shit. So you are inhaling little particles of shit.

LMFAO. This whole thread I was silently chuckling to myself, then I read this and flat out laugh. wtf goes through your mind I gotta know

[The_Blob]

FYI = fart particles are called farticles.

[Epacy]

Originally Posted by The_Blob

Although, I don't think I want to brag about it, but my farts can be so loud - it can cause hearing damage. I think I will have to change my diet so I won't fart as much. For me, eating a lot of vegetables, dairy, and whole wheat products make me fart dangerously loud. My farts don't smell much, but they can be very loud to the point that ear plugs should be worn. I'm planning to go into a relationship when I find the right lady, but I'll have to control my farting in the beginning for sure.

Stop eating wheat bread. It makes me have extra gas.

[AWD Addict]

Originally Posted by DM1

That's actually a turn on to me,... I'm not into anal sex but who knows, it's kinda kinky and I've always wondered how it feels like

There goes the neighborhood