[EJT86]

Originally Posted by Lups

"Is your man filming this or why are you wearing so little?"

"I'm fucking washing my car. Go jerk off on someone else."

Pics or it didn't happen

[Lups]

Originally Posted by EJT86

Pics or it didn't happen

Never happened.

[wrickem]

I have an annoying tenant who points out the drip marks when I'm not even 1/2 way done drying my cars.

He's also told me that I "missed a wheel" when I haven't gotten to that one yet.

I'll probably kill him one day.

[TBN54]

"So you gonna eat my ass after you finish the car or no?"

[Kong Sheng Han]

Nothing. Because driveway is long and fence separates me from neighbor's backyard.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Phoenix759

"You're going to make it rain."

or

"Can you wash my car next?"

^this

My reply:

"Sure, but can I wash your wife first? Cuz I know she's dirty as hell"

[Lups]

Originally Posted by M3 Esq

Danzig

Fuck yeah bro.

I consider his voice porn. Even the misfits period stuff clearly brings out the true rock god out.

It's weird how men run away from my vehicles. I don't know why.

[WreckerX5d]

Originally Posted by Lups

It's weird how men run away from my vehicles. I don't know why.

It's because they see a woman driving..

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fuck yeah bro.

I consider his voice porn. Even the misfits period stuff clearly brings out the true rock god out.

It's weird how men run away from my vehicles. I don't know why.

Rollins. Black Flag era especially.

[MKSixer]

They say nothing.

Professionally washed and detailed. If i do a dusting or wipe of the i8, it is in the garage with the door closed.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

They say nothing.

Professionally washed and detailed. If i do a dusting or wipe of the i8, it is in the garage with the door closed.

You're just on a different level man....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wrecker335d

It's because they see a woman driving..

Hey now, I have a Finnish drivers license (even I don't know why) and I've been driving without accidents (well, if they ain't funny they count) for 20 years now (il)legally on four continents and in places where it's okay to drive while an american (if you own a dick).

My family is different. Everyone close to us knows it. My hubby posted my former car on his fb, and his friends texted me for details. "sorry anna, gotta know... How the fuck can you be you and still be you and why the fuck did you marry a biker when there were car guys available?"

It's easier to put a biker to a bicycle than to make a car guy walk.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Rollins. Black Flag era especially.

Aww... It's like we're talking in a dialect.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You're just on a different level man....

Lol!

Like grass cutting, it is on the list of crap I no longer do. We had from 4-7 cars at all times while I was growing up...guess who had to wash them?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Lol!

Like grass cutting, it is on the list of crap I no longer do. We had from 4-7 cars at all times while I was growing up...guess who had to wash them?

Who was your dad? Mr Miyagi?

Wax on.....

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Who was your dad? Mr Miyagi?

Wax on.....

Same on doing routine maintenance.
My last day of helping him involved me working on a 300D with hot oil running down my arm as I'm receiving intermittent shocks from the electric system while working on the starter. His comment to me when I complained was that it couldn't hurt that much...the car wasn't really warmed to operating temperature.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Same on doing routine maintenance.
My last day of helping him involved me working on a 300D with hot oil running down my arm as I'm receiving intermittent shocks from the electric system while working on the starter. His comment to me when I complained was that it couldn't hurt that much...the car wasn't really warmed to operating temperature.

That is rough man..... 12V is 12V... I know how getting shocked by a car battery feels. It sucks.

300D. Which body style? W123 chassis? With the glow plug?

[NEFARIOUS]

"Why the hell did you make me wait? Why are you wasting my time like this, you sick f**k?"

(TLDR: Told a transient to come back, accuses me of holding him up, then throws his soda on my trunk. I soaked that mofo in soap).

Full disclosure: Direct copy-and-paste from my blog (with small modifications). If you can't be bothered to read this when I'm sure you'd read Motor Trend, Jalopnik, the news, Bimmerpost blogs, or similar magazines/publications end-to-end, keep whatever comments to yourself and just don't read it, 'kay?

So, I'm at the most comprehensive self-service car wash I've ever found for the first time, so I'm not sure how much change out of $6-7 in quarters it'll take to finish my car. So I'm in the zone (I'm anal about my car's cleanliness). After throwing in $3 for a wash, (nice thick gobs of) wax and halfway through blow drying (yes, it even has a blow dryer; I was amazed), homeboy pops up and asks me for change. I said "no", then he says something like "are you sure"; can't hear him and I tell him "I'm not sure, give me a sec" (in the context of "I can't hear you") as I add more change to the machine.

Anyway, like I said, I'm so far in the zone I forgot all about him, and was even wondering why he was still standing there.
But then, as it dries and I get ready to move the car to the vacuum (only what felt like 30 seconds), he starts shouting, "Why the hell did you make me wait? Why are you wasting my time like this, you sick f**k?" Then I say, "I zoned out and forgot; I'm sorry! But there's like 7 other people here; I didn't force you to wait for me!"

Then, he yells "F**K YOU!", tosses his BK soda cup on my trunk (with soda in it), but I glance over and see I got 1.5 minutes left, and in the heat of the moment without thinking, I think "You did not just do that..." Then turn the machine to " PRESSURE SOAP" and went BLAHHH! "Hope that teaches you a lesson! *reaches for coins in pocket* I have about $3 I could've spared if you weren't such an asshole!"

The only bad side? I only had $20s on me, and what could've been the change for a vacuum had to be spent re-washing and drying the trunk and subsequent over spray. My faith in humanity is lost, but dammit, the bit of schadenfreude from seeing him soaked felt good!

Wow... Some homeless folks have seriously lost their minds... But also never mess with people's cars! I'm a mushroom cloud laying mothaf**ker, mothaf**ker; I do NOT show mercy when people mess with my wheels!!

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

"Why the hell did you make me wait? Why are you wasting my time like this, you sick f**k?"

(TLDR: Told a transient to come back, accuses me of holding him up, then throws his soda on my trunk. I soaked that mofo in soap).

Full disclosure: Direct copy-and-paste from my blog (with small modifications). If you can't be bothered to read this when I'm sure you'd read Motor Trend, Jalopnik, the news, Bimmerpost blogs, or similar magazines/publications end-to-end, keep whatever comments to yourself and just don't read it, 'kay?

Damn. Homeless people have got an attitude these days, I'm sure it will get lots of them hurt. The other day I was at a gas station when this dude starts asking everyone for change. First guy says no, homeless man calls him a pussy for "hiding behind sunglasses," the guy at the pump goes "oh really?" BAM. Right in the face, laid the guy flat. Moral of the story is if you're having to beg, be fucking humble.

[Aatish]

"You actually wash your car...yourself?"

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by TBN54

"So you gonna eat my ass after you finish the car or no?"

What.

[TwinTuning]

"You must love your car."

[PoorLurker]

Sounds like a bunch of socially awkward people posting in this thread.

I am pretty sure the "hey, are you going to wash my car next" is just a way to initiate some light hearted conversation.