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      12-22-2017, 11:14 AM   #23
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It's really great to see that Belgium is a lot bigger than the US !
But actually I always knew it...
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I always knew there were multiple reasons why Canada was on top of America....

Good thing I'm part Scottish too.
But you come 2 short for Belgium ! I knew Canada was small ..
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But you come 2 short for Belgium ! I knew Canada was small ..
I'd like to point out these are "average" sizes. There can be variations. I'd say I'm larger because its the internet.

Variations can apply to you as well, for example you could be in the 10th percentile, or even the 5th percentile, for Belgium. Which percentile would you say applies to you?

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I'd like to point out these are "average" sizes. There can be variations.

For example, you could be in the 10th percentile, or even the 5th percentile, for Belgium.
It's really unbelievable that you even mess with statistics !
The Roman Ceasar was/is actually a lie , I always heard it in his voice , the voice from a little girl ...
On the other hand ...The sword from Ambiorix is big my friend .And his voice is full bass and deep !
Like you can see in the FACTS..
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I always knew there were multiple reasons why Canada was on top of America....

Good thing I'm part Scottish too.
I'm so confused. I didn't know a person can have an elephant penis finder gene.
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It's really unbelievable that you even mess with statistics !
The Roman Ceasar was/is actually a lie , I always heard it in his voice , the voice from a little girl ...
On the other hand ...The sword from Ambiorix is big my friend .And his voice is full bass and deep !
Like you can see in the FACTS..
Well...what percentile would you place yourself in?

10th?

5th?

2nd?
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It's really unbelievable that you even mess with statistics !
The Roman Ceasar was/is actually a lie , I always heard it in his voice , the voice from a little girl ...
On the other hand ...The sword from Ambiorix is big my friend .And his voice is full bass and deep !
Like you can see in the FACTS..
Yea me! I'm above average. (Yes, I'm actually from Congo).
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I'm so confused. I didn't know a person can have an elephant penis finder gene.
Notably, Finland is not even on the list.

So pipe down.

I see Norway made it on. Even Sweden too.

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Notably, Finland is not even on the list.

So pipe down.

I see Norway made it on. Even Sweden too.

Dude, our men don't even show their penises to their wives AS I HAVE PLAYFULLY MENTIONED

Fucking baby fever.
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Well...what percentile would you place yourself in?

10th?

5th?

2nd?
Ask your wife !
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Yea me! I'm above average. (Yes, I'm actually from Congo).
I heard this before and saw Congo is 7.1" ...B=B => Black is big .

You Sir are clearly the winner from the German lottery !
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I have a beard! And a dick beard!
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Trim that shit! (The dick beard). Makes it seem bigger than 12
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No way, huge bush so the tip of my little Peter peaks out like he's watching you in the bathroom from the bushes in your window.
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You named something little Peter?! Was it for the color, and if so, please see a doctor.
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