[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

But seriously dude - keep coming back. These boards need humour and one by one the people that do provide it seem to be getting picked off.

I know, right?

[Joekerr]

I have thus far protected my eyes by never watching a prancercise video. I'm not about to start now.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yup, costs about 20 euros per kilo, then i shred it, fry it with bacon cuts and throw it in the oven for four hours with a dark beer poured in as a sauce. A little salt, pepper and time and you have perfection on a plate. Served with mashed potatoes and berries i can't remember a name in English now.

Will trade jalapenos !!! My stomach is growling right now.

Tamales are being made at my house tomorrow. A few pork shoulders and a turkey were placed on low heat at bedtime last night. For some reason I woke up STARVING this morning. Dog says the pork was delish

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Will trade jalapenos !!! My stomach is growling right now.

Tamales are being made at my house tomorrow. A few pork shoulders and a turkey were placed on low heat at bedtime last night. For some reason I woke up STARVING this morning. Dog says the pork was delish

It is pretty fucking good. I usually put 2/3 reindeer, one third bacon as the meats, and the key is the long simmering time naturally. I think the almost no fat consisting reindeer meat needs a little pork to work.

The potato dish I serve it with this time is food porn. When done right it's addictive and by far the favorite of all Christmas foods. It's even easy to make, but needs an overnight time to get the flavor and the texture to be perfect.

Those are my main dishes, I'm making also bear mest balls (served with an other vegetable dish that demands an overnight cooking time) and some horse meat salad with a mustard croutons (make the bread, cut it to bits, roll them in home made sweet habanero mustard) and the gazillion bea spouts I've grown for Christmas.

Oh, and cheeses as the desert if anyone can still walk to a fridge after that all.

Cranberries on top of the reindeer dish. Mashed, a little sugar added. It works as the perfect contrast to the reindeer meat.

Lol, my dogs have loved over the years a whole turkey, a pork leg, a goose and once my fucking meat balls found a better audience than those to whom they were cooked to. Fucking hairy beasts make it hard to love them at times.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I have thus far protected my eyes by never watching a prancercise video. I'm not about to start now.

With sunglasses you are fine !

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

It is pretty fucking good. I usually put 2/3 reindeer, one third bacon as the meats, and the key is the long simmering time naturally. I think the almost no fat consisting reindeer meat needs a little pork to work.

The potato dish I serve it with this time is food porn. When done right it's addictive and by far the favorite of all Christmas foods. It's even easy to make, but needs an overnight time to get the flavor and the texture to be perfect.

Those are my main dishes, I'm making also bear mest balls (served with an other vegetable dish that demands an overnight cooking time) and some horse meat salad with a mustard croutons (make the bread, cut it to bits, roll them in home made sweet habanero mustard) and the gazillion bea spouts I've grown for Christmas.

Oh, and cheeses as the desert if anyone can still walk to a fridge after that all.

Cranberries on top of the reindeer dish. Mashed, a little sugar added. It works as the perfect contrast to the reindeer meat.

Horse meat, but no moose knuckle??????

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Horse meat, but no moose knuckle??????

You are not ruining my Christmas cooking with images of mk jerking off while he watches those!

[Bups]

Hey don't talk about horse meat, you might summon Sara504

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Bups

Hey don't talk about horse meat, you might summon Sara504

She'll forgive me. There are now a thread about ass licking and huge penises. A little horse meat on a plate will be ignored.

[Bups]

Originally Posted by Lups

She'll forgive me. There are now a thread about ass licking and huge penises. A little horse meat on a plate will be ignored.

Yeah but we both know that ass licking and huge penises don't TRULY exist. It's all fiction. Fake news.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Bups

Yeah but we both know that ass licking and huge penises don't TRULY exist. It's all fiction. Fake news.

I've seen documentaries that contradicts your statement.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

I've seen documentaries that contradicts your statement.

Anna .I'm pretty sure you mean porn

[Bups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Anna .I'm pretty sure you mean porn

Documentary. They wrote a book about it, it's called Mein Kempf.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Bups

Documentary. They wrote a book about it, it's called Mein Kempf.

That one didn't have the hot plumbers, and i think they only made documentaries of the outcomes of that book.

[Bups]

Originally Posted by Lups

That one didn't have the hot plumbers, and i think they only made documentaries of the outcomes of that book.

Did you know that the real book about the girl in the attic would diddle herself all the time and write about it?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Bups

Did you know that the real book about the girl in the attic would diddle herself all the time and write about it?

Yeah, that ain't mean kampf.

[Bups]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, that ain't mean kampf.

Diary of Danny DaVito or something I think it was called.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Bups

Diary of Danny DaVito or something I think it was called.

Nope, but you deserve real credit for creating a thread about a shitty CEO, i turn it in to a food thread, then porn and you manage to mix hitler and Frank.

[Bups]

Originally Posted by Lups

Nope, but you deserve real credit for creating a thread about a shitty CEO, i turn it in to a food thread, then porn and you manage to mix hitler and Frank.

Have you heard the fable of Mister Hands?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I have thus far protected my eyes by never watching a prancercise video. I'm not about to start now.

I though we were in a trust circle. You should watch one. Trust me on this. This videos are incredible. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

Do it. You won't regret it. Trust me.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I though we were in a trust circle. You should watch one. Trust me on this. This videos are incredible. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it.

Do it. You won't regret it. Trust me.

Did you invest your life savings in prancing clothes line?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Bups

Documentary. They wrote a book about it, it's called Mein Kempf.

I'm sorry my friend , it's Mein *Kampf*
But actually Die Führer shit is forbitten because the dude was bat shit crazy !