How long is your member, thread...

Feyd · 06-05-2010, 07:24 PM

*eek*

The "always a surprise" clit-boner.

Alexander · 06-05-2010, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

I'm kinda hesitant to not wrap it even if she's on the pill. Too many crazy bitches these days.

I've had two girls "on the pill" they tried gold digging me.

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

I've had two girls "on the pill" they tried gold digging me.

That's not good...

Alexander · 06-05-2010, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan in PA

That's not good...

Both were girlfriends. Yes I am Mr. Perfect.

silvergray545 · 06-05-2010, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Both were girlfriends. Yes I am Mr. Perfect.

Now I know why you go through girlfriends like crazy. Your ego is so fuckin huge, girls can't take it for more that a couple months max.

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

Both were girlfriends. Yes I am Mr. Perfect.

SchnellM3 · 06-05-2010, 07:42 PM

Just thought Id share the contents of my center console

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SchnellM3

Just thought Id share the contents of my center console

omgitselainee · 06-05-2010, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SchnellM3

Just thought Id share the contents of my center console

shuarma · 06-05-2010, 08:36 PM

it's a public poll. in that case....

Dan in PA · 06-05-2010, 08:54 PM

So far 4 people were honest, 8 lied.

radix · 06-05-2010, 09:09 PM

Most of you are liars.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...d=90588&page=1

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According to the survey, about two-thirds of the 300 college-aged men ranged from between 5.1 and 6.2 inches.

and

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This poll has a troll rating of:

9/10

You've made mpimping proud.

Alexander · 06-05-2010, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by radix

Most of you are liars.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...d=90588&page=1

and

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This poll has a troll rating of:

9/10

You've made mpimping proud.

That brought tears to my eyes!!!

SchnellM3 · 06-05-2010, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

So far 4 people were honest, 8 lied.

Dick Inches:

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

CollinsE90 · 06-05-2010, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan in PA

So far 4 people were honest, 8 lied.

knowing how many asians are on the site, that sounds about right

klipseracer · 06-05-2010, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by omgitselainee

Haha, we got a reply out of someone.

Alexander · 06-05-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

knowing how many asians are on the site, that sounds about right

I'm German. Have you ever watched German porn? Well ignore the shat and 5 guys on one chick, but notice something? Master Race for a reason...

Sara · 06-06-2010, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Saras is bigger than mine

Collin's is decent but he's got nothing on me

Alexander · 06-06-2010, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Collin's is decent but he's got nothing on me

A Wild Sara Appeared!

Sara · 06-06-2010, 01:21 AM

Here I am

Alexander · 06-06-2010, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Here I am

So your clit is bigger than Collin's dick? That's disturbing Sara.

Sara · 06-06-2010, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Aonarch

So your clit is bigger than Collin's dick? That's disturbing Sara.

Collin's dick is huge, I lose

View Poll Results: Well how long is it?
Baby .1-3"	5	8.47%
Small 3.1-5.9"	2	3.39%
Average 6-8"	29	49.15%
Large 8-11"	9	15.25%
Horse 12" and up	14	23.73%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

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