girl problem?

CollinsE90 · 01-07-2011, 11:03 AM

I remember my first beer

NYCGarbagePrince · 01-07-2011, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by pixelblue

By the sound of it, you are not a player so you have to relax and not think too much about anything other than just try having a good time like if you were hanging with one of your buddies. When the time comes she will show you some sort of sign e.g. Passively touching you while talking or just that special look and then and only then you make your move and not too aggressively! The point is relax make her laugh and if the planets are aligned everything will fall into place. Otherwise you may have just made a new friend

She's probably already showed him 100 signs that he never picked up on. Treating her like a buddy is a great way of making a new friend. Treating her like someone you want to poke... is a great way to poke.

JayKay335i · 01-07-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by NYCGarbagePrince

She's probably already showed him 100 signs that he never picked up on. Treating her like a buddy is a great way of making a new friend. Treating her like someone you want to poke... is a great way to poke.

But somebody can read. Which is why somebody that isn't this guy is poking her. Again. At this very second. Jackhammering her.

CollinsE90 · 01-07-2011, 11:13 AM

Treating a girl like you just want to poke, is a good way to get her to want you. Ask me how I know

JayKay335i · 01-07-2011, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Treating a girl like you just want to poke, is a good way to get her to want you. Ask me how I know

Because guys treat you like they just want to poke?

escobar929 · 01-07-2011, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I remember my first beer

When I was 17
I had some very good beer
I had some very good beer
That I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17

pixelblue · 01-07-2011, 11:19 AM

^ my point was for him to relax and not over think since he is not a player. he probably doesn't have the confidence to make the right move at the right time so he really needs to focus on relaxing and making her laugh and lets not forget the most important part....getting her tipsy! couple of shots of patron on ice will do the job nicely

pixelblue · 01-07-2011, 11:24 AM

btw if the girl is not attracted to you, treating her like if you want to only poke will put you in the creep zone unless she is a total nympho slut which I digress to the patron shots

Quick6EF · 01-07-2011, 11:25 AM

Sleep with one of her friends!

Can't believe I just realized this suggestion...

choicez · 01-07-2011, 11:26 AM

Stop talking to Emmett Brown's girlfriend!!

NYCGarbagePrince · 01-07-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pixelblue

^ my point was for him to relax and not over think since he is not a player. he probably doesn't have the confidence to make the right move at the right time so he really needs to focus on relaxing and making her laugh and lets not forget the most important part....getting her tipsy! couple of shots of patron on ice will do the job nicely

Sounds more like he needs a few shots to get him out of his shell... Either way, his chick is getting the robbery pulled on her if she is good looking. He sounds like the type of guy to let that shit go down too! Probably say some shit like, "I'm just glad she is happy."

MisterSkiMask · 01-07-2011, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by escobar929

When I was 17
I had some very good beer
I had some very good beer
That I purchased
With a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17

OG Simpsons Fan!

pixelblue · 01-07-2011, 11:34 AM

before going out on the date he should wack off followed by a couple of shots of patron. I think that should chill him out

JayKay335i · 01-07-2011, 11:36 AM

^^Roofie enough high school girls?

NYCGarbagePrince · 01-07-2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

^^Roofie enough high school girls?

Should have roofied more when I had the chance...

The things we regret looking back...

pixelblue · 01-07-2011, 11:39 AM

^ never had too. you?

Rawhide · 01-07-2011, 11:39 AM

Try to remember in the end it's just a girl and not the end all be all of your life experience. Her vajayjay ain't made of gold and you won't die without it.

I've blown it with a few women in my time, but somehow there was always another one just around the corner to try again with. Failure is OK, not learning from failure isn't.

JayKay335i · 01-07-2011, 11:40 AM

No. I dont feed chicks booze. Nor do I fuck drunk chicks.

Kensta335 · 01-07-2011, 11:41 AM

Remember to rub one out before going out on your next date.

pixelblue · 01-07-2011, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

No. I dont feed chicks booze. Nor do I fuck drunk chicks.

you don't know what you're missing when they lose all inhibitions

NYCGarbagePrince · 01-07-2011, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

No. I dont feed chicks booze. Nor do I fuck drunk chicks.

ahahahahahahah... are you kidding me? I don't go and purposely feed girls drinks so they get all drunk and easy. But the part about not fucking drunk chicks....c'mon. That has got to be a lie. What do you do? Force them to drink coffee? Make them pull the trigger or run around the block a couple times? Sooner or later you are gonna find yourself with some drunk chick with no inhibitions...

pixelblue · 01-07-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Remember to rub one out before going out on your next date.

love your signature man

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pixelblue Colonel 142 Rep 2,234 Posts Drives: the silver bullet Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: northern virginia iTrader: (2) Garage List 2010 135i [8.90]	^ my point was for him to relax and not over think since he is not a player. he probably doesn't have the confidence to make the right move at the right time so he really needs to focus on relaxing and making her laugh and lets not forget the most important part....getting her tipsy! couple of shots of patron on ice will do the job nicely __________________ "I would quote everything pixelblue said, but you've already read it. Take it from someone who's put the 1 through its paces"
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Rawhide Captain 397 Rep 826 Posts Drives: 2022 M340ix Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: USA, KC iTrader: (0)	Try to remember in the end it's just a girl and not the end all be all of your life experience. Her vajayjay ain't made of gold and you won't die without it. I've blown it with a few women in my time, but somehow there was always another one just around the corner to try again with. Failure is OK, not learning from failure isn't.
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