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      04-20-2016, 10:18 AM   #441
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If my father is from Jamaica but 2nd generation Chinese immigrant, do I get any Black status? His ancestry is allegedly 100% Chinese but his whole family is dark and have wide noses. His mother, my grandma, looks kinda like Asian Helen Martin:

http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0552385/?ref_=m_tt_cl_i7
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If my father is from Jamaica but 2nd generation Chinese immigrant, do I get any Black status? His ancestry is allegedly 100% Chinese but his whole family is dark and have wide noses. His mother, my grandma, looks kinda like Asian Helen Martin:

http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0552385/?ref_=m_tt_cl_i7
If he's Jamaican, he's black. Period.
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Is this a typical African American family?
Not really.
Maybe?
Probably not.

And this could spawn a whole (very serious) talk about incarceration and the systematic dismantling of black American (and family in general) but let's not and say* we did.

It does allow for hilarious pictures though!

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      04-20-2016, 12:36 PM   #446
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If my father is from Jamaica but 2nd generation Chinese immigrant, do I get any Black status? His ancestry is allegedly 100% Chinese but his whole family is dark and have wide noses. His mother, my grandma, looks kinda like Asian Helen Martin:

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If he's Jamaican, he's black. Period.
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If my father is from Jamaica but 2nd generation Chinese immigrant, do I get any Black status? His ancestry is allegedly 100% Chinese but his whole family is dark and have wide noses. His mother, my grandma, looks kinda like Asian Helen Martin:

http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0552385/?ref_=m_tt_cl_i7
You should get your DNA tested for fun. I've done it. I used 23andme.com.
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You should get your DNA tested for fun. I've done it. I used 23andme.com.
My cousin got it. Said he's 90-something % Chinese and the rest Neanderthal. Seriously.

Now we're all scared!
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My cousin got it. Said he's 90-something % Chinese and the rest Neanderthal. Seriously.

Now we're all scared!
Now Granny can tell the truth about that one trip to the primate zoo in Beijing back in the day.

Edit: Given exactly WHICH thread I am in, I decided a slight clarification was in order... I am referencing genetic connection to NEANDERTHAL. Just so we are clear... primate - Neanderthal.
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Now Granny can tell the truth about that one trip to the primate zoo in Beijing back in the day.
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Now Granny can tell the truth about that one trip to the primate zoo in Beijing back in the day.
Sorry man, Granny died at the tender age of 100. And it wasn't granny.... Probably one of granny's parents?
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Lol! Can we discuss her? I have to applaud her efforts and I do think she has some talent. Yes she looks like she's in that movie "White Chicks" but I think it's a shame that she was made fun of being a white rapper to the point where she was recently suicidal. That's just a sad.
Now I feel bad... I didn't know that. Wow. I actually don't mind her music - my daughter is into the female rap movement - Iggy, Nicki Minaj, and some others. Not so much because it is great, but because it breaks boundaries. Odds are, the perceived lack of greatness has to do with it being a foreign sound to our ears. They do have talent, they mostly need to find their voice. A lot of it sounds like appropriation of male rap or (in Iggy's case) appropriation of black culture. They are on the way, and I totally applaud that. You gotta break some glass to make change.
Uhhh I don't see Nicki Minaj as someone who broke anything except maybe a chair with her fake fat ass. The barrier breakers were the Missy Elliots back in the day.
Now we are talking. I agree.
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Now Granny can tell the truth about that one trip to the primate zoo in Beijing back in the day.

Edit: Given exactly WHICH thread I am in, I decided a slight clarification was in order... I am referencing genetic connection to NEANDERTHAL. Just so we are clear... primate - Neanderthal.
http://blog.23andme.com/ancestry/fin...r-neanderthal/
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Interesting... thanks. (srs)
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I always said for my bucket list.

I wanted to make out with an asian (oriental) and a black chick


they do say the darker the Berry the sweeter the juice

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I always said for my bucket list.

I wanted to make out with an asian (oriental) and a black chick


they do say the darker the Berry the sweeter the juice


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no your get WHITE jamaican's, your wrong.

I've seen pure straight up white folks, white skin, blonde hair blued eyed joes
speaking pattwa like there was no tomorrow.

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She's Asian and Black!


Jhene Aiko.
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Jhene Aiko.
OIC. In that case... nicely played. Also, she would probably share her drink with you, should you need it. She can hold the umbrella while you sip.
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OIC. In that case... nicely played. Also, she would probably share her drink with you, should you need it. She can hold the umbrella while you sip.
Does that mean I can sip her afterward?
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