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      04-03-2016, 10:01 AM   #463
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I prefer...natural bubble butts. Not like big black twerking joints but big enough to get that ass fat reverb when you bang them from behind. It's like a natural double pump.

This is something God-given and honed with exercise and squats.
Can someone demonstrate
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I was on a couple dates and stuff with this chinese girl, and she was a swimmer. Her legs and butt were super nice, like 8.8/10 nice.
he said 8.8 haha

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he said 8.8 haha

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I'd never ever noticed that they have no eyelids

must be some genetic mutation,

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Google double eyelid surgery for more.
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how come asian chicks moan differently than non-asian chicks in adult films,
they have that high pitch girly girly school girl voice

.........I am led to believe
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in FaF Tokoyo drift, whats that track when he goes into the meet, there a view of some hot chicks in a mini-skirt, then this like chinese type chime clanging then goes into a hardhouse tune
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it's ok found it,
Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz

for some reason I thought it was hardhouse, must have been concentrating on the girls butts !

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in FaF Tokoyo drift, whats that track when he goes into the meet, there a view of some hot chicks in a mini-skirt, then this like chinese type chime clanging then goes into a hardhouse tune
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I'd never ever noticed that they have no eyelids

must be some genetic mutation,
Seriously? It's not NO eyelid. It's the lack of multiple folds. And it's not all Asians.
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how come asian chicks moan differently than non-asian chicks in adult films,
they have that high pitch girly girly school girl voice

.........I am led to believe
This has already been covered.

Are you supernoob with a name change? Cuz your questions are similar in cadence.
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Bruce Lee (played by Jason Scott Lee) sums up how White people view "the" Asians.

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yeah that's what I meant,
same horse different recipe

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Seriously? It's not NO eyelid. It's the lack of multiple folds. And it's not all Asians.
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never changed my name in my life.

thats my daddies name and he was proud to wear it, if it was good enough for him, it;s good enough for me

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and please.... answer the question, or linky it

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This has already been covered.

Are you supernoob with a name change? Cuz your questions are similar in cadence.
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yeah that's what I meant,
same horse different recipe

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Seriously? It's not NO eyelid. It's the lack of multiple folds. And it's not all Asians.
Asians eat horse?

How come gengis khans horses were short and buff? Like pit bull horses. Lol
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Minions count in Korean.
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you like being an asian??
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you like being an asian??
Asians are best.
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Asians are best.
Asians should say this at work every day:

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Asians eat horse?
In Tokyo, they have raw horse to eat.
It is actually not too bad. However, I actually preferred the raw chicken they were serving.
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I can attest to raw chicken on Japanese menu.

Salmonella anyone?
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Any Asians find this hilarious?

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Any Asians find this hilarious?
That's pretty funny.

Only $1300? What Asian has a karaoke set up less than $2K?

Here is mine. It didn't fit inside the TV stand, so I had to cut out the back of the TV stand to make it fit, haha.
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