[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Sara504

No, see you can be drunk as hell, engaging in sex with the female laying on her back and then the male pulls it out of her vagina, she's still loopy in the brain from all the tequila and he pops it in her mouth and she cant think straight, he cant think straight because he's intoxicated and he just face fucks her for a second before she realizes that he's ramming down her throat and she closes her mouth and pushes him out. See, deer in headlights for a moment or two. Completely possible without biting his dick off right away.

Again, saw it in porn somewhere

Originally Posted by Sara504

Date night. Wish me luck.

Originally Posted by Sara504

It's just tequila and tacos lol

Tequila...are you sure that's a good idea?

I'm staring into my crystal ball and have this strong feeling I'm going to be able to predict the short term future. At least as far as it concerns you.

[Sara]

Yall

[Joekerr]

Nice before pic.

[1MOREMOD]

I bought between 22-23k rounds this past year. I need rehab

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

In what way?

Not... that i'm disagreeing with you. I'm sure you're right...... i just need to be educated so that i too can see the resemblance.

I've noticed with great sadness that your question has gone unanswered by Biorin. This could mean only one of two things:

A - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

OR

B - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I bought between 22-23k rounds this past year. I need rehab

If you are serious, live up here. It will do wonders to curb your habit.

Thanks mostly to the draconian measures enacted by our government.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I've noticed with great sadness that your question has gone unanswered by Biorin. This could mean only one of two things:

A - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

OR

B - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

Or she's right because women are always right. Remember that for a successful marriage

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

If you are serious, live up here. It will do wonders to curb your habit.

Thanks mostly to the draconian measures enacted by our government.

Yes serious unfortunately. Didn't shoot it all thankfully. I'm a hoarder. Shot 7732 rounds.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I've noticed with great sadness that your question has gone unanswered by Biorin. This could mean only one of two things:

A - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

OR

B - She's wrong and can't think of a proper response, in which case you should definitely press your advantage

His skin looked like a crispy tortilla. Tonka posted a photo of a crispy tortilla. I (incorrectly?) assumed that one could not fail to notice the obvious resemblance between the two.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Date night. Wish me luck.

good luck

touch his wiener on this date, no more

leave him wanting more

[08njSTEP]

Menu says fish taco.....huh.....huh

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I bought between 22-23k rounds this past year. I need rehab

Nice. We're now on the same government list.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Biorin

This man's skin looks like a crispy flour tortilla.

I see now....Ftfy.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

His skin looked like a crispy tortilla. Tonka posted a photo of a crispy tortilla. I (incorrectly?) assumed that one could not fail to notice the obvious resemblance between the two.

You know what they say about assumptions. And I thought your response would have a little teeth...

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I see now....Ftfy.

Hmmm...are you daring to suggest that Biorin needs any work of hers fixed? I feel she might take exception to your impudence.

Probably be after us both now!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You know what they say about assumptions. And I thought your response would have a little teeth...

Hmmm...are you daring to suggest that Biorin needs any work of hers fixed? I feel she might take exception to your impudence.

Probably be after us both now!

I try to be nice and assume people are capable of making connections, and I get chewed out. Next time I'll make sure I use as much teeth as Sara504 during an unwanted face fuck.

I stand by quesadilla. The red is the salsa it would be served with.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You know what they say about assumptions. And I thought your response would have a little teeth...



Hmmm...are you daring to suggest that Biorin needs any work of hers fixed? I feel she might take exception to your impudence.

Probably be after us both now!

You should be worried. Me, not so much. (see post 12650)

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Nice. We're now on the same government list.

Not good. Had to shave the beard after they came to question me about terrorist cell.

[Aatish]

Knock knock

[Banana Hammock]

Who's there?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Not good. Had to shave the beard after they came to question me about terrorist cell.

For the beard.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by snack attack

Who's there?

A broken pencil

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?