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      03-11-2011, 03:38 PM   #485
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I was once there with some friends. We ate our pizza and we were still hungry. Well as these two girls sitting at a table near us got up to leave, I glance over to see half of a pizza sitting there. It was one of those shit pizzas with all kinds of vegetables on it, but we didn't care, we were pretty drunk and hungry.

So we sat there watching the pizza for about 8 minutes, waiting to see if the girls were going to come back. All of a sudden my friend gets up, so I follow suit and we go over there and grab a handful and bring it back to our table.

Not 15 seconds later do the girls appear out of nowhere, one yelling "what the fuck?!".

And up lumbers these three huge dudes. I'm pretty skinny so I can't fight, but I can run really fast and so can my friend. They start backing us up and we're drunk so we're talking shit, but we still don't want to start anything with three dudes that outweigh us handily, so we offer them $15 for the half pizza.

Well they didn't want our money. These guys and the guys in the taco shop would be great friends. They just wanted to slam my 150lb stick and bones body into the ground.

Long story short we ended up turning over a table or two while running out of the place. I don't think I'll be back anytime soon. The end.
LOL pizza thief! i love that place. i don't really ever eat there, but they have some pretty kickass pizza. few friends own that spot, so i get treated like royalty there.
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Buzzing! On a party bus en route to Vegas! The slut comes out of girls when buzz. That's a fact!
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      03-11-2011, 04:54 PM   #487
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Buzzing! On a party bus en route to Vegas! The slut comes out of girls when buzz. That's a fact!
so let me get this straight...you're getting fucked up on a party bus headed to vegas with slutty girls and you're posting in OT?

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      03-11-2011, 05:11 PM   #489
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^^ Just supporting the thread. We have 3 night ahead of us
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      03-13-2011, 04:30 AM   #490
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      03-13-2011, 11:05 AM   #491
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I think I'm still drunk from last night...
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      03-18-2011, 03:23 AM   #492
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i fuicking had my ex over tonight and dammit she actualhy lost weoight weight. could postibly smash if she wsan't a bitch
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fuicking BAWIOLEYS
I HATE FUAIKING CLEANING UP AFTER PEOPLE MIKL WAS A BASD CHOICE
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      03-19-2011, 04:50 AM   #496
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i just merc'd like 10 white castles
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      03-19-2011, 09:54 AM   #499
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obviously brian is drunk at 7am on a saturday morning. Makes perfect sense
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so your real name is christa???
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      03-19-2011, 12:15 PM   #502
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so your real name is christa???
No that was our server
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obviously brian is drunk at 7am on a saturday morning. Makes perfect sense
Yea your stupid plan...got into a whole thing...lol
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apparently today is st patricks day, at least in my town. drunk a-holes all over the place
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